Luke Skywalker: RIP Mom and Dad. Ur forever in my heart.

Princess Leia: Gosh, I'm sorry, bro.

Justin Bieber: Um..wait. Who killed your parents?

Luke Skywalker: I dunno who killed my mom but the Emperor killed my dad.

Justin Bieber: That's sad, mate, but remember everything happen for a reason.

Luke Skywalker: Wha?

Kylo Ren: Don't worry, Luke. He's next.

Justin Bieber: Who're you?

Kylo Ren: The new Sith who runs this shit.