"Y/N?! Where did you put my swords?!" You husband, Hikaru, begged. You had his his swords for many reasons. One, you just had a baby and swords around would be very dangerous, especially when your daughter started walking. Two, you'd never been very fond of having swords in the quarters.

"I've told you a thousand times, it's not safe. Especially with Alisha around. I hated them here when I was pregnant because all I could think about is that kid finding the swords and hurting herself!" You argue, gesturing towards the baby on the bed. Hikaru looked over at her and sighed.

"Well, when we have swords here, we can use them for protection." Hikaru pointed out, thinking he won the argument.

"I don't care, you can keep them in the sword room." You insist, walking back over by Alisha on the bed. You changed her diaper and held her as you say against the headboard of the bed.

"But I want to teach her." Hikaru complained, sitting at the foot of the bed by your feet.

"Yes Hikaru, she'll be able to swing a sword at three weeks old." You say sarcastically, rolling your eyes a little.

"But when she's older." Hikaru muttered, staring down at your feet on the bed.

"I won't let her fence until she's at least eight, we'll be off the Enterprise by then." You point out as Alisha started crying. Hikaru walked over and made a bottle before handing it to you. The instant you put it to her lips, she took the bottle and stopped crying.

"Why not until she's eight?!" Hikaru whined, grumpily looking down at the bed.

"Because she's too young otherwise. Discussion over." You say, trying to end it.

"Can you at least tell me where they are? I'll leave them there, I promise." Hikaru begged, trying to finish begging.

"They're in the sword room." You say, watching him jump up and run out, a goofy smile on his face.

"Wooh-hoo!" He yelled as the door closed.

"Your father is one weird man." You whisper to Alisha, smiling to her. Hopefully, she never got into fencing. Although, if she did, she couldn't till she was eight. Hikaru sure loved his swords and fencing.

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Requested by JustALittleTrekkie
I hope you loved it! Sorry a strayed a bit from the request, but I hope it was still good.