Your three year old daughter had been begging to get a pet forever. Your husband, Jim, was going to take her to the pet store to get a pet. You, of course, had set rules for that new pet.

1. It can't be too expensive.
2. Easy to take care of.
3. Interactive
4. Something everyone would like.
5. Nothing dangerous

Jim's friend, Leonard, would be joining them seeing as he wanted to get a pet for himself. You were going to have a girls day with Nyota Uhura, an old friend from the ship. Last time you had a girls day was before you found out you were pregnant with Stephanie, your daughter. And before Nyota got pregnant with hers and Spock's son.

"What kind of pet do you want, Stephanie?" McCoy asked her, walking beside her in the store. She shrugged and looked around, glancing at fish, cats, and dogs. Then, she saw her favorite thing.

"Lizards!!" She yelled, running over to a cage of lizards. Stephanie smiled widely as she looked at the scaly creatures. McCoy sighed and walked over by her, looking over at Jim when he walked over.

"She wants a lizard, Jim." Leonard muttered, laughing.

"Stephanie, sweetie, do you want a puppy? Or some fish?" Jim asked, kneeling down to her level. She playfully his his shoulder and shook her head.

"No daddy, I want a lizard." She said, pressing her face against the cage.

"They're dangerous pets sweetie." Jim said, trying to sway her otherwise.

"Cute. But deadly. Like me." She said, a smirk down on her face. She rubbed her hands together, laughing a little evil laugh.

"She really is a Kirk.." McCoy sighed, laughing.

"Bones, I'm scared." Jim admitted, his voice cracking. Stephanie looked up at him, the smirk never leaving.

"So pretty.... My precious subjects. Come to your queen fellow reptiles." She murmured, her eyes never leaving the cage. McCoy and Jim took a step back, their arms raised. "My royal subjects, we will rise against the evil men and destroy them all. And all of you who refuse to follow orders, will be killed and ground up for food. Same for the men who are dumb and don't surrender. We will just kill them and grind them up for food."

"Uhhhh......." Jim whispered, unable to speak. Stephanie continued to smirk at the lizards, rubbing her hands together. "You can get one lizard."

"My army has just begun. Which subject would like to join me?" She asked them, watching their every movement. One of them hissed at her and she instantly pointed at it. "This one wants to join me daddy, let's get it."

"Are you sure it likes you?" He asked, carefully taking a step forward.

"I speak the language of my people. He loves me." Stephanie said, pointing to it. Jim just nodded and agreed to get that lizard.

When they got home, you were shocked to see the pet they got. "I am thoroughly scared of our three year old daughter." Jim whispered to you, glancing at Stephanie with her new lizard, Alfred. 

"That bad huh?" You ask, smiling a little. Stephanie was just stroking Alfred's back, a wide grin on her face.

"I'm scarred." Jim added, kissing your cheek. "She's definitely a Kirk."

"Did you doubt me on that?" You ask, kissing his lips. Jim shook his head and kissed you back. Suddenly, a hissing started you. Alfred was hissing at you two, Stephanie encouraged him. You had one strange family.

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This is just a little thing that happened while roleplaying with JustALittleTrekkie