"Jim is missing, can you find him?" Spock asked as he walked into sickbay.

"What, do you think I have him micro-chipped or something?" Bones asked with a frown.

"... Well, do you?"

"... Yeah, hang on." Bones said as he grabbed his pad.

"Who all do you have micro-chipped?" I asked with a frown.

"Only the idiots of the ship." Bones said as he flipped through his pad.

"You better not have me Micro-chipped." I growled as I walked out of sickbay.

"Darlin, I would never do a thing like that. Have fun with Scotty."

I let the room and frowned when the door shut.

"How did he know I was going to see Scotty?" I thought with a frown.

I turned back and walked into the sickbay.

"Leonard McCoy! Do you have me chipped?"

"I would never." He said as he gave Spock Jim's location.

"So how do you know I'm going to see Scotty?"

"It's your lunch break and you always spend it with your brother."

I nodded my head and glared at him.

"Okay, well I'm off." I said as I turned and left the sickbay.

I smiled as an idea hit me and I went up to Spock.

"Mind if I help you find the Captain?"

"Of course." He said calmly.

I asked for him not to tell anyone and then we left. After finding the Captain I arrived to the sickbay with Jim.

"Glad they found you." Bones said calmly.

"Yes Spock did good at finding him."

"Don't give Spock all the credit, you helped too." Bones said without looking at me.

"How pray tell did you know I was with Spock?"

"Spock told me."

"Really? Because I told him not to tell you, and Spock fears me more then he cares for you... McCoy.... truth." I ordered.

"Scotty told me to buy a Micro-chip in you."

"Truth."

"I worry! You are just as bad as Jim! I mean damn it woman you get lost almost every time you go missing! And you're my wife why can't I put on in you?"

"Why can't I put one in you?"

"Because I'm a Doctor."

"McCoy, I want either the chip out of me or you get one and I keep the pad.... got it." I growled out.

"Or what?"

"Or I'll tell Jim all of your dirty little secrets."

"Please, you are bluffing."

"Hey Jim, did you know that Bones is the little spoon?" I asked with a smirk.

His eyes went wide and I watched as Jim let out a laugh.

"That is a lie!"

"Did you also know that he sings in the shower. I have a video if you want to se-"

"Fine! You won." Bones said as he let out a groan.

"I know. Love you sweetie." I said as I kissed his cheek.