Long ago in the far unknown land, i'm not even going to give it a name. Lived two adventurers on a quest, to recuse the star princes from the evil, greedy, Dark lord, ruler of the dark-

Sailor: OKAY WE GET IT, ME AND KITARI  ARE TO GO AND SAVE THE GODS AND DEFEAT THE KING!

Kitari: well, at least it isn't us this time...

Sailor: true, let's go and save them because I feel like they're gonna be like 'what took you so long humans!?'

Kitari: if they do, you owe me five bucks!

The two adventurers headed off to their destination to reach the princes and defeat the king, their quest began in a scorching desert to equip the hourglass of time

Kitari: *raises eyebrow* really, the hourglass of time, do these items represent the gods powers of something? *grabs the hourglass*

Next they must go to the misty forest of illusions and get the wine of pleasure

Sailor: is that like Leon's & Hue's powers mixed? *gets a bottle and get some wine*

Then they must go to the killer snake to see if they're worthy of having his telepathic, & mind reading potions

Kitari & Sailor: seriously? 

And finally go to the goddess of healing to get some of her healing water

Kitari: at least this one makes sense!

After their stops to get the items, they traveled to the depths of the underground to reach the dark lords castle

Sailor: ready?

Kitari: let's get this over with!

The heroes charge in to show all the gods in cage hanging from the ceiling, looking down at the heroes and they were all sighing in relief

Scorpio: what took you so long humans!

Kitari: ha! did you hear that Sailor, you owe me five dollars!

Sailor: Ugh *hands over five dollars to Kitari*

the heroes jump into the air and headed the princes the items they had received during they quest

Huedhaut: thank you Kitari and Sailor

The princes broke free and ran to the heroes sides then the sound of clapping was heard

Dark lord: well done Heroes~

the party of eight got into a fighting stance and the battle began but the dark lord was pretty weak and didn't get a single attack in

Sailor: he is pretty weak..

Kitari: I feel bad attacking him now..

Leon: I don't

Scorpio: this was he punishment for trying to take gods in the first place

suddenly the skin on the dark lord started cracking and bright lighted started shining and then the whole room was filled with a bright light and soon showed the dark lord-

Kitari: more like light lord

Sailor: *pulls out sunglasses*

The king: thank you my children for freeing me from my dark imprisonment~

the king smiles and disappears

Sailor: ...

Kitari: what the heck just happen?!