*last file six different people Alfred luxlline,cassée décédé,gembuddy,seven luckbile,coileáinín beng abhainn ládih(Cooley) and Antimorta have been taken into the world famous mercenary group known as the star crew and now we continue off where the last file ended*

Egg: welcome to the star crew!
The six:..............huh?
Egg: what do I need to repeat myself
Alfred: no you bloody kidnapped the each of us!!!!
Egg: kidnapped is such a strong word.....but it is the right one!
Alfred: so you admit it!

Egg;*laughed*cececececec oh dear boy trust me when I say if we hadn't caught you someone else would've by now
Alfred: what do you mean
Egg:*pulled out six different folders with their photos and names on them*alfred luxlline wanted for breaking and entering robbery and working for the British mafia*looks at cassée*cassée décédé accused of witchcraft involving vampiric rituals and the murder of her father*looks at Antimorta*antimorta aka wendigo solider 8211420 wanted for freelance bounty hunting refusing deactivation*looks at cooley seven and gembuddy*and we would be here all day if I started listing what you three have done

*they all went wide eyed in both shock and fear*
Seven: how di-
Egg: how did I get this information dear child it's my job to bring people like you in so you have a choice either go to jail for your crimes or join us where we'll protect you from any and all enemies you have made

*the six individuals look at each other and then back to egg*
Antimorta: so the main skull would be able to live here
Egg: correct
Gembuddy: we wouldn't have to worry about people ratting us out?
Egg: also correct
Alfred: how much would we be getting paid?
Egg: 12,636 dollars a month extra bonuses if you complete high task missions we give you

Alfred:.....ok I'm in
Seven: don't have to sweet talk me!
Gembuddy: hell yeah!
Antimorta: the main skull is in for the ride
Cassée: I don't wanna go to jail soooooo I'll join
*then everyone looked at Cooley who was a signing she was in*

Alfred: oh great we got a mute...
Antimorta: oh the main skull has seen her talk
Alfred: ok correction then selective mute
Egg: I can fix this!*came out of alfreds head that flipped open like a lid*
Alfred: WHAT THE BLOODY FUCKING HELL?!!!?!??!

Cassée: AHHH!!!!*screamed at the sight*
Gembuddy: wow that's not ok!
Antimorta: the main skull didn't see that coming
Seven: sweet hell!
Egg: time to mind boogle!*turns to four wall*yes I just said that*snapped and soon his fingers extended like tentacles and went into all their ears causing their eyes to act like tv static*

Alfred: gah that's not right!!!!
Gembuddy: it's in my brain!
Cooley:*tried to pull them out*GET THEM OUT YOU BLOODY FUCKER!!!!!!*paused when she heard her own voice out loud without having to open her mouth or move her lips*what the fuck?

Alfred: I'm not the only one who heard that right.....
Gembuddy: no your not
Cooley:*points a harpoon at egg* Awe rite whit in heel did ye dae tae me ye wee buck!
Egg; all I did was boogle your brains so you have a telepathic link to them the longer you have it you'll be able to do it with other people

(Yes she's gonna have a Irish accent deal with it)

Cooley:Alrecht but thes better nae hae onie shitty side effects tae it
Egg: I make no promises
Alfred: nice fixes the language barrier gonna take having a Irish accent in my head from time to time though.....
Antimorta: the main skull likes it gotta ring to it
Egg: good now have fun!*a rope appeared next to him*

Seven: well shit.....
Egg: make sure to not land on your heads!*pulled the rope and they all fell through a trapdoor and landed in some sorta plaza*

Alfred: ugh bloody fucking hell......*sat up as he saw everyone else come faking down*BHELMY!*tried to move out of the way in time but everyone ended up crashing onto him*ugh.......haven't I taken enough of a arse kicking today
Seven: speak for yourself at least you don't have a giant seal on ya back!

Cooley: oi watch it ye pale arsed idgit!
Gembuddy:*muffled*will you all get off of me I'm suffocating!!!!!
Antimorta: the main skull thinks there's something goin up his ribcage
Cassée; that would be my arm.....
Alfred:*shoved everyone off of him and sited himself off*well this is bluming great we got zero clue what's happening and now I'm stuck with you tossers unless I wanna get turned into the canines!

Seven: what like dogs?
Alfred: no canines K-9 unit police K-9 unit aka coppers aka canines!
Cooley; and how 'ere we supposed ta know that ya bloody idgit?
Alfred: does no one here speak the queens English ugh bloody hell its like running away all fucking over again!

Cooley: oh suck it up ye big beby I gotta find ma k-
???,???: MOMMY!
Alfred: mummy-*as he turned his head to see he was tackled to the ground and began to get beaten up by a pair of five year olds*gah what the hell is with my goddamn luck today?!

Cooley: rouch sena stop messin with the fecker ye don't kno' where he's been!*stood up and the two kids stopped as they looked at her as one had pinned down Alfreds arms and the other was about to stab in the crotch with a knife*and give the 'nife back ta me wha' have I said about 'nives?*held out her hand*

Rouch: not ta stab feckers in the gron with em*handed the knife back*
Cooley: now tha's a good lad*patted him on the head as the other one let Alfred go*
Alfred: uhhhhhh care to explain why I was just assaulted by these tykes!
Cooley: these "tykes" 're ma kids

*everyone froze when she said "kids"*
Antimorta: the main skull needs a repeat of what ya just said there ice mama......
Cooley; I said these 're ma kids rouch abhainn ládih and sena abhainn ládih now kids sa' hallo to the nice people
Rouch and sena: hallo

Seven: whoawhoawhoawhoa! How old are you to have kids?!?!
Cooley: im 17 wha' how ol you think I bloody was 29 or some shite?
*then they all froze in place more as they took rapid glances at her "kids" and her seeing a definite resemblance but are boggled at her age*

Cassee: uhhhhh I'm sorry but your 17 they barely look older then 5!
Cooley: tha's cause they 're 5 look I don't gott to explan myself ta you lot but kno' if any of ye 'urt em I'll freeze ye bones done to da marrow we clear?
Gembuddy:as ice....*gulped*wait what are you exactly your way to tall to be a human

Cooley: I'm a selkie ye kno' a seal purson
Cassee: oooohhhhh that clears things up selkies become full grown by the age of 15-.......WAIT THAT STILL DOESNT MAKE SENSE?!
Cooley: oi I rec'omend ye stop tryin ta ge' anymore info outta me cause I ain' talking

Antimorta: well your more telepathically beaming what ya trying to say into our brain matter
Cooley:.......ah shut the feck up ye bag of bones
Alfred: ok moving that out of the way anybody know where we're supposed to actually go?
Rouch: we do some craza egg lookin fell'a gave us directins on where we're gonna be living 'ow

Cooley: well ain't that lovely now why don't cha both lead your mum and 'er new friends to therthe ay?
Sena: right!
*soon the two kids began to lead them all to the dorms and they were getting glances left and right some good some bad others were looks of suspicion*

Antimorta: the main skull don't like the looks lotta these folks are giving us*grabbed the base of one of his baseball bats as he gave subtle looks to everyone giving them odd glances*
Seven: yeah I agree feels like their staring daggers at us
Cooley: hey kiddos how long til we get ta our new 'ome?
Rouch: should be jus' up ahead

*then they saw what was practically a house built into the branches of the tree and when they entered they saw a it was gorgeous*

Alfred: bhelmy........
Gembuddy: now this I can work with!
Cooley: well now 'een awhile sunce i 'een in a plac' 'here I don't have to duc' down when I enter a room
Cassee: this place is practically massive are we sure this is where we're staying
Seven: who cares all I care about is the fact we got ourselves a swanky free lodging!
Antimorta: the main skull could get used to this

*soon they all began to look around to see the fridge was empty and all their stuff was packed up in a corner*
Alfred: hmmm guess that means we got to choose our rooms
*with those three words everyone looked at each other and began to make a mad dash towards the biggest room*

Gembuddy: I'm getting that room damnit!
Seven: no way in bloody hell!*before anyone could move any further Cooley froze them all in place and entered the room with her kids*
Cooley: 'ooks like I win da room*make the ice fall to pieces and then closed the door*

Alfred: well she got us there mates.....
Antimorta: the main skull is unamused.....
Cassee:*sighs in relief as everyone just began to calmly figure out who gets what room*

=three hours later=

Alfred: phew that was a lot of work.......*set down the last box in his room having removed his trench coat because of how hot it had gotten in his new room*wonder how everyone else is doin?*exited his room to see Cooley taking in multiple heavy boxes into her room*your still unpacking?

Cooley: nope all me 'nd ma kids really own 're in 'ere
Alfred: well you need any help?
Cooley: eh I've got it*entered her room and set the boxes down and stretched*'nywho I'm gonna go 'n lie down 'ired after taday*yawns and goes into her room and closes the door again*

Alfred: hmmmm*thoughts*why do I got a feeling she's hiding somethin' from us*he walked into the open area to see there was a still a giant mountain of stuff for everyone to unpack*how in bloody hell did they even manage to get all this shite?!
Gembuddy:*walked by pushing along a box*dont know don't care

Antimorta:*grabbed two boxes and went to a room that seemed to just be a sorta makeshift walk in closet*
Alfred: oi anyone wanna come to the food court with me and wanna grab a bite of nosh
Antimorta,seven,gembuddy: huh?

Alfred:*facepalm*nosh means food you buggers.......
Gembuddy: oh then definitely*swung himself up to antimortas shoulder *
Antimorta: long as they got meatball subs main skull's game!
Seven: eh why the hell not got nothing better to do anyway oi Cooley cass ya wan us to bring ya back any food
Cassee:*pokes her head out of her room*uh maybe just some pasta with red sauce*went back in*
Alfred: and the seal is taking a snooze in her room so just the four of us then aye
Gembuddy: well let's get moving soldiers!

*soon the four began making their way towards the food court but little did they know they were being kept watch*

???: so looks like we got some fresh meat
???: didn't they say there was six of them though
???:*yawns*yeah let's get this over with I'm getting sleepy
???: I hope they like toast!

*who is this mysterious foursome and why are they so interested in the star crew newest rookie find out next time in file 3-SIN it's time to make a gamble!*

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And that was file-2 rookies what did you all think of it and sorry that throughout the chapter Cooleys lines sorta took different forms I was trying to find a good way to actually write her with an Irish accent well I hope you enjoyed my lovable psychopaths until next time!