"Oh he's coming, remember don't say anything weird, apologize before asking him out" Dabi told Shigaraki who nodded. "You? What do you want now?" "I uh....I wanted to say sorry" Izuku looked at Shigaraki before walking away "Really! I am sorry Izuku I didn't mean to do that-" "Shut it and go home" "but-" "no! Leave me alone" 

"DONT JUST STAND THERE! Go say something nice! Ask him out or something" "I can take you out somewhere as apology, Really I didn't mean to hit you" "I won't hit you again, I promise..." "what do you want?" "Huh?" "You're doing that thing you do when you want to tell me something" "give him the flower idiot"

"Right....uh here, I got you this" Shigaraki told Izuku as he reached to his back pocket to hand Izuku the sunflower but instead he ended up decaying it "fucking Dumbass" "sorry...I'll get you a new one" "thanks but no, I have to go" "Wait please, I want to take you out on a date Izuku" "again? Tenko I already did go on with you" "yeah but....you never said if you liked me back" Izuku looked at him and sighed "Shigaraki.....I've literally kissed you before and even gave you blow job GET THE HINT" "I don't think I was supposed to hear that..."

"So you do....?" "Oh my god you're so stupid" "I've  never done this before! I never dated so I don't know these type of things" "I can tell, look I'll see you tomorrow im really busy today" "oh...okay"

"Damn he gave you a blow job?" Dabi asked as he entered Shigaraki's room "You heard that?" "Yeah, was that like your first blow job? Or...." "N-No!" "I mean you never dated anyone before so I don't think you ever had sex either" "that's not true" "sure, I believe you're a virgin, there's no way you lost your virginity without even having experience with kissing someone"

"Sooo when are you losing your virginity?" "I told You I'm not a virgin" "I'm going to believe you are, come on time to get you ready for your next date" "my next what???"

Dabi's pov
I was having a good sleeping until I was woken up by Dusty who shaking me "what?" "It's izuku, he's here! He's waiting for me but I'm not dressed I'm still in my Spider-Man pjs!" "Wtf-" "And I have a cut on my face!" "Tough, well I'm going back to sleep" "Dabi! You were the one that set this up! As much as I hate to say it but" "help me!" "Fine..."

"How did you even cut your face?" "I was trying to see if it was Izuku that I heard but I tripped and got hurt" "huh....well I don't know how to cover that but first, get the hell out of those spider man pjs" "okay" "do you have anything else than black?" "Uh....I have red shoes" "CLOTHES CLOTHES DUSTY" "right, uh....no" "wow"

At the end I made him wear a pink shirt with black pants, he kept complaining about the shirt "why pink?" "Because that's the only thing I have that fits you" "but I don't like pink-" "SHUT UP YOURE GONNA WEAR IT UNLESS U WANT TO GO NAKED" "okay...." "now about that face of yours...."

"You made me whiter!" "Yeah this isn't working" "ow-that hurt" "you know what" "take this" I told him and put his father on his face "but-" "go to your date now" "wait-" "GO!"