You're at Billie and her mom Belle's house. You and Billie had told her everything that happened at the restaurant and Belle felt sympathy for you. Belle says, "My god. (Y/N). Honey, I'm so sorry that happened to you." You say, "Hey. If it wasn't for your daughter, I could've been... you know..." 

She leans in and she hugs you. You sigh and you hug her back. She says, "People like that need to be put away." Billie says, "He looked to be at least forty. He looked a lot older." Belle pulls away and says, "My god." 

You say, "Psh. Of course, a creep like that is after a younger chick." Belle says, "Whoever this awful man is, let's hope he gets what's coming for him." Little did she know, she would get her wish soon. But who would do the deed?

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Later on at night, the same creepy pitbull guy whose name happened to be Ron is standing outside behind a store, smoking a cigarette. He's leaning up against the brick wall, next to a dumpster.

He puffs his cigarette and he exhales the smoke. He says, "Too bad that teenage goat brat stopped me. I was about to have fun with that sweet thing. The (favorite animal) woman. Ooh, so young and hot. Such a sweet thing she was.~" He chuckles.

He suddenly hears a voice saying, "And that sweet thing happens to belong to ME, sir." Ron looks around and says, "Who the fuck was that? Show yourself, asshole!" He hears them say, "Ooh, I'm the asshole, am I? Tsk tsk."

Ron suddenly sees a ghostly owl and his eyes widen. He says, "W-what the fuck are you?!" He backs away from Barnaby. Barnaby grins and says, "Why, I'm the guy..." He stretches his neck down and he looks at Ron. He says, "..that's going to end you once and for all!"

Barnaby pulls a rusty knife out and he does that laugh of his, sounding like a hoot. Ron says, "Ah, shit." He makes a run for it, through the woods. He smacks branches and leaves as he dashes through the woods like a bat out of hell.

He hears Barnaby yelling, "You like to try and assault MY woman?! You're going to get what you deserve, my friend!! Hoo hoo hoo hoo!" Ron yells, "Fucking ghost! Stay away from me!" Barnaby laughs and says, "You're dead, buddy! You'll suffer the consequences for even laying a finger on her!"

Ron stops as he suddenly sees Barnaby standing before him. Like he's towering over him. Barnaby does that hoot laugh and he says, "Bye bye, creep!~" He laughs in his crazy whimsical like laugh. Ron's eyes widen in horror. He says, "Uugh."

From outside the woods, the sound of a blade is being heard. Agonizing screaming is heard from Ron, "AAAAAAHHHH!! O-OH GOD!! NOOOO!! AAAAHHH!!" Followed by Barnaby's laughter filling the woods. Birds are seen flying out of the trees of the woods.

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The next day, you're at home. With you is Billie. You're both watching TV from your Internet. You're watching a few paranormal investigation videos. Kind of like Ghost Adventures or something.

Billie says, "Okay look. I know ghosts are real because Barnaby. But this one has to be staged." You mock it and you say, "Okay. We're not supposed to tell anyone, but none of this is actually real. We're being paid to keep quiet about it being fake and tell everyone that there are real ghosts." You and Billie laugh.

The video ends and you suddenly see a new video. Another news bulletin from there in Goatshire. You say, "Huh. What's happening, now?" You play the video and it's live. The news reporter is standing outside the woods. You say, "Tell me this isn't another murder." Billie says, "I think it is." You say, "But who, this time?"

The reporter says, "Yes, hello. I'm Michael Mane, news reporter. I'm standing just outside of the woods. Apparently, another murder has happened here in Goatshire. Police found a body in the woods that identifies as Ronald Vickers. Here's a photograph of him." You see the picture and you gasp. Billie says, "That's the creepy guy who tried to assault you, yesterday!" You say, "Wow. He was murdered?" 

The reporter says, "Apparently, they found the body of the forty-six-year-old man just right in there. Multiple stab wounds. And must I say it? His... nether regions happen to be missing, as well." You say, "Holy shit." Billie says, "His privates were cut off, too? Gross." 

She looks at you and says, "I mean, he kind of deserved that part for what he tried to do to you, but still." You say, "Thanks for pulling him away from me, hon." She says, "Anytime. I heard your cry for help. I needed to save you." You smile. You both look at the TV.

You're unaware that Barnaby happens to be right outside. Well, his head stretched down. His body is on your roof. He's looking in at you and he smirks and says, "Why, twas I who cut off his regions. He tried to assault you, my dear. Not only did he have to go... but THAT had to go, as well." He laughs and he moves away. He takes off.

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Later on at night, you've sneaked out of your house and you got to the other side to Barnaby's manor. You missed him, so you decided to pay him a visit. You're in the dining room right now and you're seated across from him. You're in a short red dress and your hair's up. There's a pasta dish sitting in front of you. Barnaby, too. And some wine. You cooked.

Barnaby sighs and smiles saying, "You're such a beauty. I've heard all about that creep in Goatshire. How he tried to come onto you in the most inappropriate way." You say, "Well, he's dead now. His ba... his parts were cut off, too from what I've heard on the news." He says, "Yes. Tis a shame. But whoever did this, they know what he tried to do." He drinks his wine.

You sigh and you smile saying, "I'm glad I could talk to you, Barnaby." He says, "You can tell me anything you need to get it off your chest." He eats his food and he says, "Mm. Excellent dinner, my dear." You smile and you say, "Thanks, Barnaby. I was hoping it turned out alright. I cook all the time, but still." He says, "You kidding? This is amazing! Hoo hoo." You blush and you smile. 

You say, "I didn't know what happiness was in a relationship until I met YOU, Barnaby." You look at him and you say, "I'm alright with you stalking me all the time. And..." You blush and you look away. He says, "You seem to have something on your mind there." You look at him and you say, "Barnaby... if it's alright with you." 

He leans in and says, "Yeees?~" You say, "I want that to happen with us, again. You know." His eyes widen and he smiles. He looks at you and says, "Very well, then... Be upstairs in my room by midnight.~" You smirk and you lick your lips.

He says, "Stay a while and have a look around my place." He moves back. You blush even more and you grin. He chuckles and says, "You little minx.~" You say, "Can you blame me? You were that damn good.~" You eat your food. He says, "So long as I have you by my side, (Y/N)... I'm the happiest non-living being.~" You sigh and you smile. You and Barnaby keep each other company the rest of the time.