Prize and Arts: *typing on computers*

Dog: *barking*

Meanwhile in a parallel universe where dogs can talk

Dog: Hey, HEY! I'm peeing on your stuff!

Meanwhile in a parallel universe where life is reality TV.

Arts: *to a camera* So every Tuesday we like to play pranks on each other. So today, I swapped First Prizes oil with water! I-I'll fix him afterwards....

Prize: *doing weird stuff* MALFUNCTION! MALFUNCTION!

Meanwhile in a parallel universe where no one has ever heard of bugs

Fly: *buzzing around*

Prize: That is a small bird-

Meanwhile in a parallel universe where woosh is dubstep

Arts: *wooshes and makes a dubstep remix*

Prize: Wow! That's amazing! :D

Meanwhile in a parallel universe where video games are drugs

Arts: *standing over First Prize*

Prize: *playing Pokémon* I can quit anytime I want I just......Let me finish this level-

Arts: *takes it away*

Prize: NNNUUUUU-

Meanwhile in a parallel universe where there is no light

Arts: Did you see that?

Prize: Nope!

Meanwhile in a parallel universe filmed in front of a live studio audience

Arts: Prize.....Where are my notebooks?

*canned laughter*

Prize: >w<

But only the author showed up

Me: HAHAHAHA ITS SO FUNNEH ECKS DEE!!!!!!!!1!!!!

And she brought all her turkeys!

Turkeys: *gobble*

Meanwhile in a parallel universe where every word is offensive....except swear words.

Arts: *swears*

Prize: *swears* Sh!t @ss.

Meanwhile in a parallel universe where hands are feet

Prize: *typing with feet*

Arts: *h*

Me: oh no I can't type anymore-