Bell: *rings*

Baldi: Okay children lets take our seats.

Students: *sit down*

Baldi: Okay children lets start the day off with a few new math problems, what is 5 x 2?

(Silence.)

Baldi: Come on children don't be shy just give it your best shot.

Dane: *raises hand*

Baldi: Yes?

Dane: 12?

Baldi: Okay. Let's get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.

Dane: :(

Baldi: Anyone? Come on, don't be shy.

(Silence.)

Prize: I think I know the answer, Mr. Baldi.

Bully: *mocks*

Prize: Hey! Shut up fat boy!

Bully: HEY! Don't call me fat you fucking robot!!

Baldi: BULLY! Did you just say the f word??!!

Bully:.....Robot?

((Robot doesn't even start with the letter f-))

Prize: No he's talking about fuck. You can't say fuck in school you fucking fatass.

Baldi: FIRST PRIZE!!!

Bully: Well why the fuck not!!??

Baldi: BULLY!!!

Play: Brother, you just said fuck again.

Baldi: PLAYTIME!!!

Arts: hm?

Baldi: ARTS!!!

Bully: What's the big deal? It's doesn't hurt anybody! Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck!

Baldi: How would you like to see the principal in detention?!!?

Bully: How would YOU like to suck my balls?

Everyone: *gasps*

Baldi: *harshly grasps the bullys sweatshirt* WHAT DID YOU SAY!!!!!!!!???????

Bully: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, what I said was- *grabs a megaphone out of nowhere*

Bully: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK. MY. BALLS. Mr. Baldi. *puts megaphone down*

...

Dane: Holy shit, dude.

(Later in Detention)

Principal: Well I must say I'm very disappointed in you four mkay? You should be ashamed of yourselves. Now I've already called in your parents-

Prize: You called my dad!?

Principal: That's right.

Prize: I don't have one anymore tho-

Bully: Mr. Principal can I ask a question?

Principal: M'kay, what?

Bully: WHATS THE BIG FUCKING DEAL BITCH!!??

Prize: Yeah!

Principal: AH! Now I wanna know where you heard this horrific obscenities mkay?

Play: No where.

Prize: Umm...We heard the from Mr. Baldi  a few times before.

Play: Yeah!

Principal: Kids, I seriously doubt that Mr. Baldi has said- *takes paper out* "Eat penguin shit you ass belunker."

Kids: *laugh*

(End. Insert your OCs here.)