Everyone: *celebrating a Halloween party*

Baldi: *clinks glass* Alright everybody sit down, quiet down, listen up.

Everyone: *slowly go quiet*

Baldi: I brought you all here to recite an old Halloween song that everyone has forgotten. We're gonna shoe them that this Halloween song known as "A gorey demise", is just as good as "This is Halloween." Alright, is the band ready?

Sweeps: Sweeep.

Translation: Ready.

Baldi: Alright. Hit it Princi

Principal: A one and a two-

(Music starts.)

Baldi: A is for amber who drowned in a pool

Principal: B is for billy who was eaten by ghouls

Sweeps: *in sweep language* C is for curt with disease of the brain

Dane: D is for Daniel; derailed by a train

Bully: E is for Erik who was buried alive

Prize: F is for frank who was stabbed through the eye

Arts: G is for Greg who died in the womb

Play: H is for heather who was sealed in a tomb.

All: One by one we bite the dust; kick up the bucket and begin to rust. Give up the ghost when your numbers up, WE ALL FALL DOWN.

All: Ashes to ashes, bones to paste, You'll wither away in your resting place; eternity in a wooden case. WE ALL FALL DOWN.

(Music.)

Baldi: I is for Isaac who lost his front brakes

Principal: J is for Johnny who was bitten by snakes

Sweeps: *in sweep language* K is for kimmy who was shot through the head

Dane: L is for Larry who bled and bled

Bully: M is for Marie who was burnt to a crisp

Prize: N is for nick who was pummeled by fists

Arts: O is for olive who lived life to fast

Play: P is for Pat who swallowed some glass

All: La La la la la la la la la~ la la la la la la la la la la la~ la la la la la la la la la la la~ la la la la la la la la la la la~

(Music.)

Baldi: All together now:

All: One by one, we bite the dust; kick up the bucket and begin to rust. Give up the ghost when your numbers up. WE ALL FALL DOWN.

All: Ashes to ashes, bone to paste, you'll wither away in your resting place; eternity in a wooden case. WE ALL FALL DOWN.

(More music.)

Baldi: Q is for Quinton who took the wrong trail

Principal: R is for Rena who rotted in jail

Sweeps: *in sweep language* S is for Steve who was shot with a bow

Dane: T is for tori who froze in snow

Bully: U is for Urich who was trampled by hooves

Prize: V is for Vanessa who fell off a roof

Arts W is for Willow who was hit by a car

Play: X is for Xavier who sunk in the tar

Principal: Y is for yessy who fell from a plane

Baldi: And Z is for zack who simply went......

Baldi: INSANE.

Everyone: *laughter and chatter*

(The End. Happy Halloween! 🎃)