X: (Spots me looking at Risky) You in love with Risky Boots? (Scoffs) Honestly, you don't stand a chance!

Me: What?!

X: Oh, have you finally grown a spine, you overgrown grape soda stain?!

Me: (Whacks at X with a huge Ultra Hammer, X cowers) Who's the spineless one NOW, you offensive piece of shit?!

InfiniteLeJackal: (Catches X harassing me again) THAT'S IT, X! You are joining Shadownova! GET LOST!

X: No. Antasma tried to kill me! (Gets kicked out by InfiniteLeJackal... Literally!)

Me: Thanks, Mitch. I owe you one.

InfiniteLeJackal: Anything for a friend.

X: OPEN UP THE FUCKING DOOR! OR I'LL SHOOT IT DOWN WITH THE SAME ROCKET LAUNCHER USED ON MARIO AND SMG4! YOU HEAR ME?!

Me: (Frozen stiff by "WotFI 2019 PTSD")

InfiniteLeJackal: Security! We have another antagonist at the door!

X: (Sees Light Void pick him up)

Light Void: You had your chance to stop harassing Antasma, and you blew it! You have no one to blame but yourself! (Drops X off before Shadownova) He's all yours, Shitheadnova.

Shadownova: (Fills X with corruption)

Ghetsis: Excellent work, my bishop... Now X is TRULY one of us.

X (Corrupted): Antasma will NOT get away with this injustice! He will DIE. And I think I know how to lure him into a trap... We... (Whispers into Shadownova's ear)

Shadownova: (Grins evilly) Glad you thought of it, X! At this rate, the Corrupted Order will be back in no time! And you'll be in charge of said Corrupted Order!

(Well, shit. Shadownova plans to make another Corrupted Order. InfiniteLeJackal, I hope you will bring your S game. And I hope you aren't offended by me placing Shadownova or Light Void in my fanfiction...)

TO BE CONTINUED...