(I was visiting my friend InfiniteLeJackal in Peach's Castle. X then began talking to me about my former deeds and said that I am no better than the antagonists themselves. I started to get a furious tone, and InfiniteLeJackal ordered X to apologize.)

Me: ...and that is why I relished Void's suffering. She approved of Shitheadnova's destruction of Infinite's mental condition.

X: Then you're no better than Shadownova. (Laughs like a dick)

Me: Well, excuse me for wanting to avenge my friend, dickwad!

InfiniteLeJackal: X! That was uncalled for! Apologize right NOW!

X: No. Why should I?

InfiniteLeJackal: Because if you don't, you're joining the Corrupted Order... For LIFE! Yup, I'll let Shadownova take you for good.

X: Fine. Sorry, Antasma.

Me: You should have thought about that before you shot SMG4 and Mario!

X: See why I don't bother apologizing?! That's because he won't let it go!

Me: I will never let it go. You forced this grudge upon yourself, X. You should have taken them to the hospital. But no. You left them to die. Shame on you.

X: (Smacks my face)

Me: ò_é

https://youtu.be/eHSJeuD3HAM

TheHOSTOCRE: (TRIGGERED) X, I will NOT hesitate to knock some sense into you if you smack him again! This is your first and final warning, you trigger-happy bastard! ...Er, Antasma?

https://youtu.be/XMncEiPkaO4

Me: (Hearts replace my eyes)

TheHOSTOCRE: Who are you-- (Looks at who I'm staring at) Ah, you're in love with Risky Boots, huh? You sly dog.

X: He's got a better chance at dating a Goomba, honestly.

InfiniteLeJackal: X, I'm warning you! You cross the line, you change sides!

X: (Gulps)

(A few hours later...)

Me: (Gets pushed into a river by CapeBoy357)

CapeBoy357: That's what you get for not freeing X from villainy!

Me: (Finds the Mask in said river)

FM: Why are you in the river?

Me: CapeBoy357 pushed me in. But on the bright side, I found this! (Pulls out the Norse artifact)

FM: You... Might wanna sell that...

Me: To crooks?! No way, no how!

FM: Okay, I'll search for CapeBoy357 and get him back for what he did to you.

Me: Thanks, FM.

(Back at the SSS Mansion...)

Me: (Tormented by X and CapeBoy357's thoughts)

Loki/Mask: What are you waiting for?! Let's teach them a lesson!

Me: (Freaked out at first, but puts the Mask on anyways)

(A few minutes later...)

???: Oh yeah! This look suits me! Y'know, if I was in my right mind, I'd start to question this. But then again, we're in a world of turtles and fungi. SO WHAT THE HELL?!

(Meanwhile...)

X: (Just walks up the hall, he sees the eye of a telescope)

https://youtu.be/FNIeQDP37Nc

???: Hey, what's on your mind, Chunky Butt?!

X: What?!

???: Penny for your farts, Dog Breath?!

X: What the fuck?!

???: What'chu thinking, Jelly Jaws?!

X: What?

???:

https://youtu.be/psy-BXi82r4

X: Wha--

???: (Wedgies X, snaps photo) #DroopyDrawers! And... Posted! (Mischievous snickering) Ain't I a stinker?! (Maniacal laughter) This time, I'M calling the shots!

(A few minutes later... Team Karma is at it again with trying to kill me, but they can't find me. LOL)

Bob: GeT aWaY fRoM mE, bUcK tEeTh!

???: Don't be sour, we're all winners, right? (Shakes champagne bottle) Well, except you.

Bob: I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS, YOU BASTARD! YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME!

???: Hey! I hope that moon doesn't destroy us in three days! (Mischievous snickering)

Franziska: That looked like it hurt.

Tonate: See it like this. Schopenhauer once said, "Life without pain has no meaning."

Franziska: Was Schopenhauer a masochist?

Renitz: What is a masochist?

Franziska: I'll tell you back at the HQ. We got Tari.

???: This is incredible... With these powers, I could be the anti-hero I always wanted to be.

Franziska: Achoo!

???: (Looks to the boxes)

Tonate: Crap, crap, crap! Buck teeth is looking at us!

???: CHRISTMAS TIME! (Reveals Team Karma)

Tari: (Left in nothing but her jacket and pants)

SMG4: (TRIGGERED)

Tonate: (Looks at SMG4, looks at his left hand, and sees Tari's bra)

???: (Pauses the fanfiction) It was at this point Tonate knew... He was screwed.

*Apologies to the Tari fans out there, this is not supposed to be insulting.*

(The following scene is not not provided due to bones breaking and blood splattering.)

???: KNOCK, KNOCK, CAPEBOY! (Breaks down the door)

CapeBoy357: What are you?!

???: You know, Schopenhauer once said, "Life without pain has no meaning." CapeBoy357... (Pulls out two Ultra Hammers) PREPARE TO RECEIVE MEANING! (Maniacal laughter, spins towards CapeBoy357 in a flurry of spinning hammers)

CapeBoy357:

https://youtu.be/EzNfL55Whqo

(The next day, on the news...)

Perfect Cell: I'm standing here at CapeBoy357's house where a man in a green mask has broken down the door. The beating CapeBoy357 has experienced was so insane, he had to be placed at the mental hospital for six months. That concludes this summary. Until then, this is Perfect Cell, ABC-7 Eyewitness News.

Me: (Stares at the TV, dumbstruck)