https://youtu.be/KFA1hM91ffo

(It all happened on a sunny spring day. I'm sparring against Infinite when an explosion is heard deep underground.)

Me: One of my friends needs help... I've got a bad feeling about this. (Grabs my lightsaber from the safe and two Paramount Rings from Sonic, calls eight of my Lego Egg Badniks via a pair of cosplay Robotnik Control Gloves and creates a Ring portal to the Hazbin Hotel dimension, where I see a huge blimp)

???: (From inside the blimp) Quiver in fear at Sir Pentious!

Me: Weird name... Badniks! Scan the blimp for a weak point, and defend yourselves only if you have to!

Badniks: Understood, Antasma. (Hovers to the blimp)

???: (Sees me) Antasma?! Is that really you?! (Hugs me from behind) I missed you so much!

Me: That voice... What brings you here, Cherri Bomb?

Cherri: Well, I unwittingly managed to get into a turf war with this guy and... 

Cherri then saw my Lego Egg Badnik drones.

Cherri: Hold up. What are those robots, and why are they shaped like eggs?

Me: These are Lego Egg Badniks that were made by Yours Truly, with inspiration from the Sonic Movie 2020.

Cherri: I haven't seen that movie. Is it awesome?

Me: Once Robotnik comes into the fray, it is! *ahem* Maybe you can watch it with me once we're done taking down "Pen-tedious"... (Digs in my trench coat) I know I have it here somewhere... Ah. Here it is... (Brings out the Sonic Movie 2020)

Pentious: You fucking called me what, you little shit?! Egg Minions, GET 'EM!

Me: (Smirks) This is where the fun begins... (Ignites lightsaber blade) Ready, Cherri?

Cherri: You bet! (Ignites another bomb, throws it at an Egg Minion)

Me: (Uses the smoke from the explosion to disguise my presence and performs a Saber Throw to slice multiple Egg Minions in half while standing still, catches the hilt) Sure you don't wanna give up, Pen-tedious? Because if not... (Presses buttons on gloves, my Lego Egg Badniks surround Pentious, missiles and guns drawn) Your move.

Pentious: You FOOL! As if that'll stop ME!

Me: Oh, it will. (Presses buttons on gloves again)

(Several bullets and missiles lay-tair...)

Pentious: (weakly) You could... Have been... So much more... I... Could have... Given you... A job...

Me: You messed with my friend who was killed in front of me back on Earth and then tried to eliminate her. Therefore, in turn, you messed with and tried to eliminate ME. So NO THANKS!

I then ripped Pentious' heart out of his ribcage.

Me: Let's see you come back from THAT, you literal heartless BASTARD!

I then crushed said heart, then blood splattered on my face as I licked it off my lips so I looked like a badass. But I was kinda squeamish five seconds later.

Me: Gross. Nightmares taste better.

I then looked at my cosplay outfit.

Me:

https://youtu.be/YbiUGN-90Io

Cherri:

https://youtu.be/FNhf-JpDmAI

Me: I take it you're impressed, Cherri?

Cherri: (Heart appears in her eye) Impressed is an understatement! I was starstruck! ...Hey, you wanna meet my friends?

Me: Sure. I'd be more than happy to see the rest of your gang.

(At the hotel...)

???: Welcome back, Cherri! (Sees me) Who's THIS asshole?! He better not be with Alastor!

Me: Who the fuck is Alastor?! I'm just planning on being in this dimension for a month!

???: Niffty, leave him alone! (Sees me) 'TASSY?!

Me: Oh, hey, Charlie! I take it you've been keeping well?

Charlie: I've been GREAT! This hotel is running smoothly, too!

Me: Things will get better. I mean, it's not like someone's gonna randomly appear outta nowhere... Right?

???: Hello, everyone!

Me: Me and my stupid Meowth! (Turns to the mystery person) Get lost, Kaitlyn! You aren't invited!

Katie: That's no way to treat a lady!

Me: I have met ladies before, and you're no lady! (Sky uppercuts Katie back to Channel 666 News)

Katie: Looks like I'm blasting off alone!

???: Yeah, yeah, screw you too, twoip!

Me: Meowth! How have you been?

Meowth: I was lookin' for ya, Antasma! Infinite was worried about ya!

Me: Hold on, Meowth! (Writes down the phone number, hands it to Cherri) You encounter Pen-tedious again, call me!

Cherri: 1-800-268-2762? What's that mean?

Me: 1-800-ANTASMA. Take care! (Summons a Ring portal, the Badniks go first, followed by Meowth and I)

Viger: Well, that was one hell of a time! Antasma will see you all next time, and as always, toodles!