https://youtu.be/s56L4BHRu3Q

No one's P.O.V.

Luigi: Mysterious green-faced men in blue [Luigi] and red [Antasma]... There was a time when they were saving the day for almost all and torturing the few that didn't approve of them... The tower they climbed was tall...

Antasma: That "tower part" of this story? It begins... NOW.

Green Thunder: Bring me the ring!

Nintendo Spy: Seriously, where's the CHALLENGE?!  Hold up... Flames?!  

https://youtu.be/kkDMz2ml0gw

Green Thunder, LOOK OUT! (Extinguishes flames)

???: The red is more observant than the blue... Perplexing...

Nintendo Spy: It's been a long time, Ember!  Still hot-headed as always?  You need to watch that boiling point of yours, madam!  (Switches to purple-screened Solid Scanner) My Solid Scanner puts your power level at 5,570... Impressive.  But we have someone to rescue at the top of this tower, so I'll offer you a compromise: step aside and continue your fiery streak, or get extinguished by the both of us!

Ember: Nintendo Spy, I hear you teamed up with Green Thunder... Why?

Nintendo Spy: This guy knows how to have fun while kicking ass at the same time!

Ember: BURN IN HELL! (Tries to incinerate them both, they're still standing)

Green Thunder: Did you order "Original Recipe"...

Nintendo Spy: ...or "Extra Crispy"?

Audience: 

https://youtu.be/iYVO5bUFww0

(Later...)

???: I am Nadia, and I am liquid. (Sees me) Ah, my sweet "red reckoning".  How long has it been?

Green Thunder: The name's Green Thunder... and I am solid!

Nintendo Spy: A decade, though you haven't aged one bit!  (Smirks) Plus, to follow up on Green Thunder, and I quote: "You're making me more solid!"

https://youtu.be/fRs0OqV4uSc

Nadia: Mmmm... I love a mystery man...

Green Thunder/Nintendo Spy: (Goes for a kiss)

Nadia: My, you don't waste time, do you?  You bad boys!

Nintendo Spy: Why waste time when we can go for the main event, sweetie-goo? (Chuckles)  Kiss me!

(Eventually, Green Thunder and Nintendo Spy are avoiding Nadia's icicles, and spell out "Go to hell, Beiber!")

Nintendo Spy: (Looks at camera) We're just stating an opinion, don't take it personally!

Nadia: (Grabs both masked men) In you go! (Giggles) I love feeling men struggling inside me...

Nintendo Spy: Guess who?!

Nadia: GET BACK INSIDE ME!  NOW!

Nintendo Spy: Better go to bed early, kids! She's pushing it!

Nadia: It's almost a shame to kill you, because I love funny men... Hell, if they weren't paying me, I'd keep you BOTH.

Green Thunder: That's fucking disgusting!

Nadia: Speaking of which, open wide!

Nintendo Spy: Fortunately, I brought this! (Brings out toilet)

Nadia: Wait!  What're you--

*FLUSH*

Green Thunder: Call me, you seductress! Bingo! Hohohoho! (Covers his mouth) Crap!

Nintendo Spy: SKREEHEEHEEHEEHEE! Nice vun! (Covers his mouth) Shit!

???: Antasma?! Luigi?!

Nintendo Spy: FUCK!  We just exposed ourselves to Risky!

???: And US! FWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

https://youtu.be/p09hhXbsB9c

???: Prepare for trouble!

???: And make it DOUBLE!

Renitz: To infect the world with devastation!

Bob: To BlItHe AlL pEoPlEs WiThIn OuR nAtIoN!

Cackletta's Soul: To denounce the goodness of truth and love!

X: To extend our wrath to the stars above!

Fransizka: Fransizka!

Manfred: Manfred!

Fransizka: Team Karma's got a job to do!

Manfred: And that job, Antasma?!  KILLING YOU!

Tonate: HEY!  I WANT REVENGE, TOO!

(Eventually...)

Nintendo Spy: (Ties Team Karma to a nuke, grabs Risky and gets the fuck outta there)

Green Thunder: (Follows Nintendo Spy)

Team Karma: Looks like Karma's a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!

Manfred: Wait... TWO SECONDS LEFT?!

https://youtu.be/-5Ogf5EZIMA

(The SSS Mansion is covered in a steel bunker from last year's Christmas Special)

Luigi: 

https://youtu.be/z75Twwt2sRg

Antasma: I know, right?

Viger: Antasma will see you all next time, and as always, toodles!