https://youtu.be/_doAV8bx0xg

(The SSS Mansion crew are driven to school by SMG4.)

Risky: WHAT?!?  YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO A HOTEL, YOU FUCKING MORON!  WHY THE HELL ARE WE AT A HIGH SCHOOL?!

Me: SMG4, YOU LYING-ASS, MOTHERFUCKING SUNNUFFA BITCH!

SMG4: Shut up before I stab you!

English Class

Mace Windu: Welcome to...English, muthafuckas!

Mario: *snoring*

Mace Windu: Anyone who disrupts the class is subject to disciplinary action.

Mario: BITCH, DO I LOOK LIKE I CARE?!  NO!!

Me: (Ignites lightsaber, holds it near Mario's neck) Care to say that AGAIN, motherfucker?!  (Looks at Mace Windu) Keep going, Master Vindu.  I've got your back.

Mace Windu: Er, thanks.

Me: No problem.

Bowser and Wario: (spitballs at Luigi)

Luigi: HMM! (Catches them on camera)

Me: Master Vindu!  Luigi vould like to show you something after English class.

(15 minutes later...)

Bowser: Dammit, Antasma!  Why'd you give me detention, but not Wario?!  Is this about--

Me: VARIO VASN'T THE VUN WHO BETRAYED ME!

Bowser: FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuu...

Science Class

Kamek: All you need to do now is add the baking soda, and...

There we go!

Me: Just a pinch, hmm?  Vell, now...(sprinkles baking soda)

(Volcano makes a heart out of smoke while erupting)

Kamek: An S+ for you two!

Risky and I shared a kiss upon hearing those words.

Luigi: (puts a little baking soda in) INCOMING!  (Runs out)

Wario:

https://youtu.be/yq7YqmPlSzI

Me: (Sees Comet put in 500 baking soda boxes)  Oh, fuck!  Efferyvun!  EVACUATE!  NOW!!!

Comet: (puts in 500 boxes of baking soda) Now it'll finally work!  Oh, boy!  This'll be explo--

*BOOM!*

Me: Wow!  Vhat do you say vee expel Comet before vee all DIE?!?  SKREEYEESH!

History

Abraham Lincoln: Yarn was invented in 1984 by Stanley Yarn.  But until he died, it wasn't CALLED "yarn", it was called "ca"--

(Substitutes of each student can be seen)

"Honest Abe": AW, WHAT THE FFFFFFF...FART?!?!  (Thinks about what he's teaching) Eh, can't blame them.

Government/Court Class

(A case was going on with Dreambert being the plaintiff, and Mario was the defendant.  I decided to volunteer to be the "Phoenix Wright" of the case.)

https://youtu.be/oeWoU1sqqLU

Me: Vait, for there's vun crucial flaw vith this effidence! (Points out the plate of spaghetti)

Labyrinthia: I never thought of that!

Me: In fact, the only other Mario-like character vas...YOU!  (Points at Luigi)

Luigi: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!  (shoots himself)

Phoenix Wright: You did better than I expected, Antasma!  You sure you don't wanna be a defense attorney?

Me: No, but I appreciate the offer, my friend!

Grade results:

Me: S+

Risky: S+

Bowser: F-

Wario: D-

And SMG4?  Well, he's in the mental hospital for a month because he threatened me to either (1) shut my b**** ass up or (2) get stabbed.

Viger: Antasma will see you all next time, and as always, toodles!