Jed: I baked you a pie!

Shane: Oh, boy! What flavour?

Jed: Pie flavour.

(a tiny pie bursts out of the pie while electric guitar music plays)

(asdfmovie2 theme song plays)

(static)

(A song plays in the background.)

Eve: I like singing!

Don: I like dancing!

Oliver: I like trains.

(A train rams in to oliver.)

(static)

Levin: Hey. It says 'Gullible' on the ceiling.

(Kevin looks up. The ceiling clearly says 'Gullible')

Kevin: Oh, so it-- ah, you stole my lungs.

(static)

Jack: Die potato!

(Potato pulls out a gun)

Potato: Not today.

(static)

Jake: Haha! They said I could never teach a llama to drive!

Llama: BAAAAAAAAA--

Jake: No, Llama! Nooo!

(The Llama flies off a cliff.)

(static)

Bow: Daisy, I think I might be homosexual.

Daisy: How can you tell?

(Bow vomits a Rainbow)

Announcer: Raaaainbooows!

(static)

Dean: What are you?! A man, or a mouse?!

(a realistic drawing of a horse is shown)

(static)

Harmony: Hey kids! I brought you some cookies!

Kids: Yay! Cookies!

(Kids cheering until oliver interrupts)

Oliver: I like trains.

(Harmony and the kids give poker faces.)

(Oliver gets hit by train.)

(static)

Max: (chuckles) I can't read.

(static)

Wiz: Kitten Fight!

Fred: No, wait! I'm allergic to adorableness!

(Fred gets hit in the face by a kitten and picks it up, which gives him a really cute face)

Fred: Aww...

(Fred's grave is shown)

(static)

Darren: What are you up to, son?

Oliver: I like trains.

Darren: Hahaha. Yes, you do.

(long and awkward pause)

(static)

Tike: Hey. You know who's gay? Yo--

(he and Mike get hit by a train)

Larry: I can't wait to eat this bagel!

August: Yes, you can.

Larry: Yeah, I guess you're right.

(credits roll)