Plot: (y/n) gets sick and Pittoo has to take care of her.
Simple...almost too simple...I'm dealing with my ex here.
Dark Pit: because you dumped me for a flaming pineapple.
Takumi: and now she plans to dump me for a plate of swearing ravioli.
Me: what? I'm not planning anything!
Takumi: liar.
Me: okay...maybe a little. (–_– ;)

Re-edited:
-fixed a few typos.
-changed a few things that does not make sense.

Requested by TehFlyingPotato.

This was ludicrous.
This was ridiculous.
Looney.
Insane.
Impossible.

You caught a cold.

You never caught colds.

That was why you were so baffled when Dr. Mario diagnosed you with a cold. And a minor fever.
Yet, despite all you believed that you never got sick or caught colds for that matter; you caught one.

Luckily, Pit offered to take care of you to which you gratefully accepted.
Just when you thought it wasn't gonna be so bad, on the day he was supposed to watch over you, he suddenly remembered he had a tournament.

"Don't worry! I'll get Lady Palutena to watch over you!" He said, which again, wasn't so bad.

So you waited in bed with a box of tissues and a cup of water on your bedside table, waiting patiently for Palutena to come with a few DVDs so the two of you can go on a movie marathon.

Much to your delight, knocks came from behind the door "come in!" You said.
Expecting to see a long, green-haired goddess you quickly sit up to greet her, but the most unexpected person showed up from behind the door.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?" You shrieked, which earned you a coughing fit.

Dark Pit grunted before closing the door and putting a plastic bag full of goods on your desk.

"The old hag wanted me to fill in, she threatened to take away my gummy stash and give it to Pit-stain." He sneered.

"Oh great" You grumbled "so now I have to spend the whole day with you?"
"Afraid so, you're not the only one pissed about it!"

And that's how you started your day, really horrible. You thought it couldn't get any worse until you saw the weird yellow syrup Dark Pit was forcing you to drink.
Oh great, he was making your life even more horrible.

"Drink it!"
"No!"
"It's your flipping medicine!"
"Nu-uh!"
"For Viridi's sake!"
"Who the heck is Viridi!?"
"Doesn't matter! DRINK IT!"
"...NO."

Dark Pit had enough. He grabbed your mouth and pressed the sides of your jaw forcing your mouth to open, then he shoved the medicine inside.

You swallowed it and immediately gagged.
"Ewwww...that tasted horrible!" You whined.
Dark Pit wrinkled his nose "you sound like a big baby."
You pouted.

"Do not!"

—time skip—

Finally, 4:00 PM, your last dose of that horrid fluid.

"Open up."
Dark Pit said holding the spoon that held your medicine.
You wrinkled your nose. You lost last time but that doesn't mean you'll lose again.
You shook your head and sealed your lips shut.
He groaned "seriously, what's so wrong with taking medicine?" He muttered.
"Tastes bad. Besides! Easy for you to say! All you do is take a swig of that drink of the gods or something and bam! You're okay!"

He smirked mischievously "alright then, I'll try it."
Before you could protest, he drank the medicine.
Dark Pit probably didn't know but taking medicine when you don't need it is very, very wrong.
"Pittoo! What-" you were cut off by the flash of irritation in his eyes.

He set down the spoon and grabbed your head before slamming his lips to yours.
At first you were shocked, then you tasted the medicine rush from Dark Pit's mouth.

Finally, you swallowed the medicine with a large 'gulp.'
"Bleh! What was that!?" You shrieked.
He wiped his mouth "stop complaining idiot, just go to bed already. Pit should be done..."
He tucked you in (more like forced) and left.
You were pretty surprised with what he did. A small smile crept onto your lips "maybe he does care..."

"Even if just a little."

Done~! Finally! Now...for Ike...