Someone requested this but I don't know who...I didn't see any notification of anyone requesting a Roy.
Robin: Are you sure someone requested a Roy?
Yes.
Dark Pit: That's my spot, get out.
Excuse me?
Dark Pit: I'm talking to time-to-tip-the-scales here.
Robin: time-to-tip-the-scales...?
Dark Pit: My new insult for you.

Requested by ???

Robin reached out for his tome since it was his turn to smash but realized that it was gone.

"Now paging, the Tactician Magician."

"Where is it!?" Robin said looking around his shelves and under his bed.

"For Naga's sake!" Robin grabbed his Levin sword and rushed out the door only to be soaked in freezing cold water from head to toe.

Clang!

"What the..." Robin brushed his now wet hair away from his eyes only to see a now empty metal bucket.
His eyes narrowed as soon as his eyes met with the bucket. He knew who the culprit was.

"ROY!!!"

You and Roy had to stifle your laughter as the two of you heard Roy's name echo throughout the hallways "man, he is so gonna kill me later" Roy said snickering.

You and Roy set out for the next prank. The unlucky victim? Pit.

You and Roy tied an invisible string onto the tip of an ice cream cone and dropped it on the floor, waiting for the victim to come and take the bait.

Pit happened to be walking by until he spotted some ice cream. Floor ice cream to be exact. Yum.

"Floor ice cream! And it's being left there!" Pit exclaimed before looking around "huh, nobody is here, oh well! Good ice cream shouldn't be put to waste!"

Pit reached out his hand to pick it up but it moved. Pit frowned and tried again and again and again until to the point where he was chasing it around the mansion.

The funny thing? The other end of the string was tied to Dark Pit's leg.
You had tied the other end of the string to his leg while he was napping so now wherever he goes, Pit follows.

You and Roy split up to take a video of it, Roy took Dark Pit since Dark Pit was the more hot headed one while you took Pit.

After some time the two of you met up again and showed each other the videos.

Roy burst into laughter "oh gosh! That's hilarious! I can't believe Pit actually fell for that!"
You giggled "and I thought that Dark Pit would've noticed by now!"

And speaking of the grumpy black winged angel here he comes now.

"ROY AND (Y/N)! I should've known!" He shouted holding up the string which was still attached to the ice cream. And Pit was still following it...

"Floor ice cream! Stop! I want to eat you!" Pit shouted and accidentally bumped into Dark Pit "what the, Pit-stain!" Dark Pit growled.
"Pittoo?"
"Don't call me that! Pit-stain!"
"Pittoo!"
"Pit-stain!"

You and Roy took this opportunity  to escape.

Roy and (y/n) got away safely! I think.

As soon as Dark Pit noticed the two of you were gone he immediately ran after the two of you.

Roy made a quick turn into a supply closet pulling you along with him and shutting the door.

The supply closet was small so it barely was able to fit two people inside.

"Is he gone?" You whispered looking for the light switch "I think-"

"ROY! (Y/N)! Come out cowards!"

Roy was suddenly cut off by Dark Pit.
"Gee, his bark his louder then his bite" you muttered trying to feel your way around the closet.

You placed your hand on a shelf and you felt something sticky.You yelp and lost your balance making you fall on Roy's chest for support.

"Woah! (y/n), this isn't make-out-in-closet time!" He teased.
You blushed and shoved him off making him stumble into a rack of tissue rolls making a loud CRASH!

"Oops" you whispered.

"Aha! I've got you now!" Dark Pit exclaimed opening the closet only...nobody was there...
Dark Pit gritted his teeth and slammed the door shut.

"Good thinking hiding behind the door" Roy said putting his arms around your waist "yeah, am I not brilliant?" You giggled and kissed his cheek.

Later on Robin found the two of you searching the closet for supplies for the next prank. And reported the two of you to Master Hand.

Uh-oh...

This took some time and it was really messy but I tried.
Dark Pit: give me back my gelato! *chases Robin*
Robin: how about...no? *eats another spoon of gelato and runs off*