Pittoo: I can't believe you did this.
Me: well yeah, it was requested.
Pittoo: I want to be the very best-
Me: like no one ever was!
Pittoo: shut up, and having a woman by my side is going to hinder me from reaching my goal!
Me: quiet! The fan girls are gonna hear you!
Pittoo:...fan girls?
Me: yeah so- *picks up Pittoo* go and meet your destiiiiiiny! *throws Pittoo at fan girls*
Pittoo: wha?!? Hey!
Yes I had to do that. I've written a lot if DP one-shots already! And I still have one more to go! This is a Neko! Reader one requested by

"(Y/n)!" Dark Pit called. You and Pittoo were supposed to be going on a date but you were nowhere to be found. He decided to check your room. He walked right in without warning "(y/n)? Are you-" he froze. Right in front of him was his girlfriend...or maybe an even cuter version. "Pittoo! Your supposed to knock!" You squeaked. Dark Pit couldn't help but smile. What he was looking at now was beyond cute. It was super kawaii with extra sparkles and bubbles. You crossed your arms and pouted. You had cute little cat ears and a cute little tail. And to match it off you wore a (f/c) sweater and mini skirt. Along with a pair of leggings and boots. "I'm wasn't ready yet!" You whined. Dark Pit smirked "what's with the ears and the tail?" He asked rubbing your ears "Nya~ that feels good" you said. Your ears twitched in delight "you look ready so let's go" Pittoo said grabbing your hand and dragging you out.
The two of you ate ice cream and walked around in the park until it was time to go.
The two of you sat down at a cafe and ordered drinks before talking about random stuff.
When the two of you were done. Pittoo paid for it and left.
Dark Pit brought you to your room and kissed you good-night before walking off.

I know it sucks but I tried. Next is Dark Pit|Pit.