Roy's time to shine! *kicks Koopa Roy off the stage* so long sucka! Roy's our boy!
Everyone: ROY'S OUR BOY!
Yeah!
Roy: woohoo!
Dark Pit: All of you shut up! What do I have to do to play Nintendogs+ cats peacefully here?!
...you can't. ROY'S OUR BOY!
Everyone: ROY'S OR BOY!

"Sup (y/n)?" Roy greeted and walked over to his usual spot. You grinned and walked over to him "the usual master?" You asked. He nodded "oh, and add a little bit more marshmallows" he said grinning cheekily, you nodded "of course, I'll put extra just for you" you went to the kitchen to relay his order.
It took a while but it was done, chocolate cookies with marshmallows inside. Chewy yet soft texture. You put a plate in front of Roy. He took a whiff and licked his lips "you truly are a goddess of sweets" he said before taking a bite. Flavor bursted into his mouth and with every bite the more his taste buds flourished.
"Mmmm! Man! I could eat this forever! You truly are a beautiful woman!" Roy continued to praise you about the cookies. When he was done you served him water and he drank it immediately "you know Roy if you drink to fast you'll get hiccups" you giggled despite what you said he drained the glass in approximately 4-5 seconds "man! That was good! Mind serving me some milk?" He asked. You nodded "yes master! One milk coming right up!" You rushed to the kitchen and got him some milk which he drained as fast.
"Ah, You sure know how to satisfy a guy!" Roy said adding a little but more tip to the pay. You grinned "hey Roy, after my shift want to tag team in a battle?" You asked. Maids weren't supposed to say stuff like this but you and Roy were close friends so it was fine. He gave you a high five "yeah! Sounds good! Now if you'll excuse me-" he gave you a mischievous smile "Robin won't know where his Levin sword went" before running off. You grinned and giggled again. Roy was really funny

"I await your return master"

I'm on a roll! 4 parts in a day! I'm hype! I'm gonna have to make up for it anyway.