We back! ( Mr Jefferson welcome home)

Warning: a shit ton of Hamilton references 

Everyone has entered the chat

 Zoe: HIIIIIIIII ( calm down child)

Mike: sup

Erica: ......

Ben: hi

Zoe: im boreddddddd

Mike: Hi bored, I'm Dad :) ( NO. not in that way)(I'm looking at u Jay)

Ben: .....

Erica: yea bye

Me: NOPE

Ben: who are u?

me: i am me. Cookie?

Mike: why are they blue...

Percy: MINE

me:..........

Percy left the chat 

me: pls ignore my stupid half brother..

Percy: HEY!

Erica: .....

Ben: umm

Zoe: IM BOREDDDDD

Me: holy hades calm down child 

Mike: *dies*

Ben: Hades? u mean like god of the

Mike: Sky?

Ben: ...

Me: No stupid mortal

Erica: I like her

Me: thx.

me: SIT DOWN JOHN U FAT MOTHER

Zoe: HAMILFAN

Me: YESSSSS

Mike: HA U DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT UR ASKING ME TO CONFESS

Me: CONFESS

Ben: um, yes

Zoe: u see, thats my wife u decided to

me: Whaaatttttttt

Mike: Are my answers to ur satisfaction

me: my gods

Erica: * sighs* the ppl won't know what we know

Me: ERICA'S A HAMILFAN?!?!?

Zoe: ITS A SOLAR ECLIPSE

Mike: WHAATTTT

Ben: THE WORLD TURNED UPSIDE DOWNN

Erica: -_-

Alex: I WROTE FINANCIAL SYSTEMS INTO EXISTENCE

Me: u aren't smart enough to do that  

Erica: dam

me: *dies*

Ben: THE REYNOLS PAMPHLET

Mike: I'm not here for u

me: ooh

Everyone: his poor wife

Catherine: i saved every letter u wrote me

Me: * eats popcorn*

Catherine: u built me palaces out of paragraphs

Catherine: u told the whole world how u brought this girl in our bed

Alex: Catherine...

Catherine: I'm erasing my self from the narrative

Alex:

Catherine: I hope that u.... burnnnnn

Erica: meet the latest graduate from king collage

Me: *sobs*

Erica: YO EACKER  ( this is what Philip should have said to Eacker)

Ben: *dies*

Me: ik where to find u, piss off I'm watching the show now

Erica: across the river in Jersey

Catherine and Erica: Everything's legal in new Jersey

Me: dam

Mike: *dies*

Me: why are u trying to kill meh

Zoe: ALEXANDER DID U KNOW

Mike: um

Me: SHIPPPPP

Erica: I'm dying, and ur shipping ppl?

me: hey, its my way of not sobbing

Mike: ...

Me: Mike, u gonna eat ur blue cookie?

Mike: um, no?

Percy: MINE

Me: PERCY STOP STEALING MY COOKIESSSSS

Erica: dam

Percy: *stops running* u know the dam joke?

Me: * steals cookie*

Erica: um, yes

*short time skip bc i need to charge my phone*

Mike: like u could grab a beer with him

Me: Jefferson or burr

Erica: John Adams doesnt stand a chance

Ben: Its a tie

Me: its up to Hamilton

Erica: Yo

Zoe: Jefferson has my vote

me: OH

mike: i look forward to our partnership

me : our partnership?

Mike: as ur vice president

me: HA RIGHT. man openly campaigns against me talking about how he looks forward to our partnership

Cyrus: I am confused ( it took me forever to write with grammar)

Me: Grammar!

Cyrus: ?

Ben: have ur seconds meet face to face

Mike: Negotiate a peace

Cyrus: Why would you do that?

Me: Or negotiate a time and place

Zoe: this is common place especially between recruits

Erica: most disputes die and no one shoots

Cyrus: ?????

Me: we're playing a game. its called 'confuse the old dude'

Cyrus: hey!

Me: * yeets self into Tartarus* bai

Cyrus: now that moron is gone...

Me: EXCuSe mE?

Zoe: oop-

me: anyways *glares at Cyrus* where were we

Ben: Ten duel commandments

me: right. Number four

Erica: if they don't reach a peace, that's alright

Ben: Time to get some pistols and a doctor on site

Mike: u pay him in advance, u treat him with civility

Zoe: u have him turn around so he can have deniability

Catherine: Five

Me: Duel before the sun is in the sky

Zoe: Pick a place to die where it's high and dry

Mike: Number six

Alex: Leave a note for ur next of kin

Erica: Tell 'em where u been

Catherine: Pray that hell or heaven lets u in

Me: Seven

Mike: Confess ur sins

Ben: Ready for the moment of adrenaline

Mike: when u finally face ur opponent

Zoe: Number eight

Me: ur last chance to negotiate

Erica: Send in ur seconds, see if they can set the record straight

Ben: Alexander

Mike: Aaron Burr, sir

Ben: Can we agree that duels are dumb and immature?

Mike: Sure, but ur man has to answer for his words, Burr

Ben: With his life? We both know that's absurd, sir

Mike: Hang on, how many men died because Lee was inexperienced and ruinous?

Ben: Okay, so we're doin' this

Zoe: Number nine

Mike: Look 'em in the eye, aim no higher summon all the courage you require then count

Zoe: One two three four Five six seven eight nine

Zoe, Catherine and Alex: Number
Ten paces
Fire

Ben: LeE dO u YielD

Mike: U SHOT HIM IN THE SIDE YES HE YIELDS

Erica: IM SATISFIED

Mike: yo we gotta clear the field

Ben: go we won

Zoe: Here comes the general

Mike: oop. this should be fun

Alex: What is the meaning of this? Mr. Burr, get a medic from the general.

Mike: yes sir

Alex: Lee u will never agree with me but believe me these young men don't speak for me

Mike: lets ride

Cyrus: what?

Mike: I may not live to see our glory

Me: i may not live to see our glory

Erica: but i have seen wonders great and small

me but i have seen wonders great and small

Mike: but if tomcat can get married

Alex: what?

Me: if Alexander can get married

Mike: then there's hope for our ass after all

Me: raise a glass to freedom

Erica: something u will never see again

Ben: no matter what she tells u

Me: lets have another round tonight

Mike: raise a glass to the four of us

Erica: to the newly not poor of us

me: we'll tell the story of tonight

Mike: let's have another round

Zoe: Well, if it isn't Aaron Burr 

Ben: Sir

Zoe: I didn't think that u would make it

Ben: to be sure

Me, Erica, and Mike: Burr

Ben: i came to say congratulations

Erica: spit a verse, Burr

Ben: i see the whole gang is here

Me: ur the worst, Burr

Zoe: Ignore them, congrats to u, Lieutenant Colonel, I wish I had ur command instead of manning George's journal

Ben: no, u don't

Mike: yes, I do

Ben: Now, be sensible

Mike: from what I hear, u have made urself indispensable

Alex: Well, well, I heard

Alex: You've got a special someone on the side, Burr

Mike: Is that so?

Alex: what are u tryin' to hide, Burr?

Ben: I should go

Mike: No, these guys should go

Me: What?

Zoe: No

Mike: Leave us alone

Mike: It's alright, Burr

Mike: I wish u brought this girl with u tonight, Burr

Ben: ur very kind, but I'm afraid it's unlawful, sir

Mike: What do u mean?

Ben: She's married

Mike: I see

Ben: she's married to a British officer

Mike: Oh shit

Ben: congrats again, Alexander

Ben: Smile more

Ben: I'll see u on the other side of the war

Mike: I will never understand u

Mike: If u love this woman, go get her

Mike: what are u waiting for?

Ben: I'll see u on the other side of the war

Mike: I'll see u on the other side of the war 

Mike: im tired bai

Everyone: bye

Everyone left the chat

That's all!

here is a crappy chapter that i wrote bc i needed to update.

bai

kid_of_Neptune

Quick note:

Pls don't spam me asking of updates, i have a lot of homework to do and dont have a ton of time to write

thx

and don't do this:

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