Hey guys. I felt like crap yesterday so I didn't update. I have the next chapter ready already so there will be an update next Wednesday for sure.

*Ben, Erica, Zoe, Mike*

Ben: Hey guys! 😁

Erica: Hey Ben 😀

Mike: Heyyy 😄

Zoe: How was last night? 😏

Erica: Amazing 🤩

Ben: We laid in bed and just talked all night 😴🛏🧸

Erica: Until I fell asleep with my arms around him 🤗

Ben: And her head on my shoulder 🥺

Erica: 😍

Ben: She looked so adorable 😍

Erica: And when I woke up 🥱

Ben: She jumped 🥺

Erica: Because I didn't know where I was 😆

Ben: And she saw me 🥺

Erica: ... and I kissed him 😘

Catherine: You two are adorableee! 😍😍😍 I SHIP! 😍😍😍

Erica: MOTHER? HOW? 😧

Mike: Well this just got 10x more interesting 😂

Catherine: Hello Michael. And Benjamin. And Zoe. And Erica ofc 😁

Erica: HOW 😧

Catherine: It wasn't that hard lol I just signed in as you and added myself to the convo 😂

Zoe: Oh shoot lmao 🔫😂

Ben: So you saw that whole convo

Catherine: Yep 👍

Ben: And know the story 📖

Catherine: Correct ✅

Ben: Okay 👌

Zoe: Oooh truth or dare Erica

Erica: *sigh* dare 🙄

Zoe: I dare you to rig a paint bucket to fall on the Idiot's head 😆

Erica: Easy peasy. Didn't know it was gonna be fun lol. Ben? 😁

Ben: Dare

Erica: I dare you to come with and film his reaction 📸🎥📱

Ben: Gladly. Mike?

Mike: Dare

Ben: Let Zoe and Catherine give you a makeover

Mike: Lol fine 🤦‍♂️

Zoe: Yessss thank you Ben! 🙏

Catherine: Like make him look ridiculous or more handsome?

Ben: First ridiculous, snap some pics for Insta, and then make him look nice please 👚🩲👙👗🩱➡️👕👔👖👟

Zoe: I have a visionnnnnn 👀

Catherine: What?

Zoe: First JOJO SIWA 🦄🌈⭐️

Ben: OH MY GOD YES! DO IT!🤣🤪🤩😁

Erica: Ben are you coming or not bb?😝

Ben: As you wish 😉

Ben's POV:
I ran to the Idiot's office with the self-written Pirncipal sign on the door. Erica was sitting in the chair waiting for me.

"Okay Big Brain. How do we make it splatter different colors?"

"We just put them at different angles around the room. Aaand, I brought GLITTER."

She gave a mischevious smile as we started to set the buckets up.

*Timeskip cuz I'm lazy*

We had every angle covered. The second he walked in BAM! He'd step into huge clown shoes, get stuck, and become a pretty sparkly rainbow man. We even rigged our mini machine to drop a clown afro and slam a foam pad covered with paint "makeup" to add to the clown look, and a rubber clown nose into his face. I high-fived her and set up the cameras.

We ran out and to my dorm. We got an alert on my phone saying the cameras were triggered.

I pulled it up and saw the live feed of paint spraying all over him, the glitter literally covering him, the afro covering his roadkill toupe, the clown paint "makeup" pad sacking him in the face, and the clown nose getting glued to his face. He finally pulled the shoes free and tripped, falling flat onto his face.

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" We heard him scream, even though he was nowhere near us, and not from the speakers. We heard his voice from across the building. "RRRRRRIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPLLLLLLEEEEEEEYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!! MY OFFICE NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!" He shouted.

"Well I guess it worked." Erica said, laughing.

"I-uh better go." I said, mock nervous. I started laughing.

"I'm coming with. He won't dare go against me."

"Thanks." I said with a hug and kiss to her forehead.

"And I want to see the end result."

"You and me both."

We walked in. He looked like 1,000,000,000,000 unicorn clown mutants simultainiously combusted right in front of him. Uniclowns. Patent pending. He was rainbow and sparkly and had huge shoes, a clown nose, and a rainbow afro.

"Hello sir. You roared?" I snickered.

"Why am I covered in permanent paint and glitter which is even more permanent, might I add?"

"Don't forget the afro, nose, and clown shoes." Erica added.

"And I don't know. Maybe the uniclowns thought you were so attrocious-looking with that roadkill toupe supreme that they needed to give you a makeover with paint and glitter." I shrugged.

"CCCCCCYYYYYYYYYRRRRRUUUUUUUUUSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He raged.

"Well that was dumb." Erica muttered.

Cyrus came flying in.

He rolled his eyes. "I thought you were being attacked."

"I was don't you see?"

"Dear god you look like you got on Jojo Siwa's bad side." He noted.

"Yeah though you didn't have to come flying in here." Erica started.

"Just gotta walk through the door." I continued.

"Like a kid in a candy store." She snickered.

"HA HA HA. But it wasn't her. It was him." He pointed to me and glared.

"Well she won't really care about what you say." Erica added.

"Cuz she's gonna come back like a boomerang." I said between laughs and tears.

Cyrus started laughing. "Ben did this?"

"YES!" He yelled.

He walked over to me and I shrank a little.

"Ben."

"Yeah?"

"Did you do this?"

"No. I was with Erica. We were watching Spy with Melissa McCarthy."

"Erica?"

"Yeah?"

"Were you?"

"Yep. We only came because he literally like bellowed for Ben. And I came with to defend him since we were watching a movie and it couldn't have been Ben or me."

"Okay sweetie. Let's go." He said as he headed for the door.

We followed him out.

"What!?!" The Idiot yelled. "BUT!"

"Shut up Barnabus."

"Okay." He grumbled.

Once we were in the hall Cyrus laughed again. "Good job sweetheart."

"Thanks grandpa."

"I'll send you the video if you want sir."

He nodded.

"If I may ask, how'd you know?"

"Erica loves spy movies. And she always uses Spy to basically said she did it without letting anyone else know."

We walked to my room.

"Be good."

"Yes sir."

"Smart kid."

"Thank you sir."

We walked in and plopped on the bed. We both lay there on the bed laughing so hard we were crying.

"Totally worth it."

"Absolutely." I agreed.

Okay you'll have to wait a little for the next tod where they check in on Mike and Zoe but next up is guess who.