Okay so this is in the groupchat after the most recent oneshot. Also, don't question how they interrupt each other. Just go with it, lol ty.

*Ben, Mike, Zoe, Chip, Jawa, Catherine, Alexander, Cyrus*

Ben added Erica

Ben: Erica can I ask you sum? 😉

Erica: Depends, whadda ya wanna know? 🤨

Ben: Erica do you actually like me?
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Erica: I... um...

Zoe: GUESS WHO? 🤩

Mike: But they're- 🧐

Zoe: GUESS WHO NOW! 😠😡🤬

Mike: Uh let's just go with it? 😱😂

Erica: That'd be amazing, thank you Zoe 😁🙏

Ben: But- we were- talking?

Zoe: No problem lol

Ben: Or not ig

*One name change later*

BritainRulesAmericaDrools: Hello ☕️

RainingTacos: I- wow lol 🌧🌮

AmericaMegaRulesBritainMegaDrools: Heyy 🥤

Cyrus: Okay first one is Catherine, third one Alexander 🙄

BritainRulesAmericaDrools and one other left the chat

RainingTacos: Cyrus is Cyrus because he just doesn't wanna play 🙄

Cyrus: Thank you

Cyrus left the chat

SUGAR: Hey 🧁🍰🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🍩🍪🍧🍡🍢🥮🥠

Vinegar: Hey lol 🥔

OOOO'RileyAutoParts: Vinegar is Chip 😂😋

Chip left the chat

RainingTacos: Ohhh lol cuz chips and vinegar 😂🤪

SUGAR: So based on that logic, Jawa is OOOO'RileyAutoParts because Jawa O'Shea 😎

Jawa left the chat

RainingTacos: SUGAR is Zoe 🙃

Zoe left the chat

RainingTacos: So now there are... 2 of us left? 🌧🌮

Muffins: Yeah? Oh wait no because Be-

AaandThat'sDub#2: Nope! THERE ARE 3 LEFT BOIS and also Muffins is Erica and RainingTacos is Mike 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

Erica: Ben are you freaking kidding? 🤦‍♀️

Mike: HOW DUDE!?! 😯😦😧😮😲

Ben: Hehe worked once, why not a second time? 🧠🧠🧠

Erica: I mean he's got a point... 😶

Mike: Yeah Ig but still how did we not expect that 😂

Erica: I dunno lol I mean I thought we would know if he did it again 🤗

Mike: So I thought he wouldn't do it 😆

Erica: Yea me neither 😋

*One name un-change and 7 rejoins later*

Cyrus: Well played kid.

Alexander: Good job Ben! 😮

Mike: Gg 😁

Chip: Gg 😁

Jawa: Gg 😁

Ben: Gg 😌

Zoe: Good job Ben 😉

Erica: Great job Ben! Way to use your head! 😂😋

Ben: Uh thanks, to both of you 😌

Zoe: 😘

Erica: Dude can you literally chill! 🧊❄️🧊❄️🧊❄️🧊❄️🧊

Ben: Erica?

Erica: Yes Ben? 🙃

Ben: Do you actually like me? 🧐🤓

Erica: ... 😶

Zoe: I DO!!! 😜

Ben: Ik Zoe lol 😂

Zoe: 😝

Ben: But Idk if Erica does. She said she did the other day but Idk if she meant it. 🤔

Erica: *sigh* ofc I like you Ben. Yes, I meant it. ☺️

Ben: Then why would you say you didn't? 🤨

Erica: You know I suck at this kind of stuff 😂

Ben: Lol yeah 😋

Zoe: HOLD ON BEN 😡

Ben: What's up? 🤨

Zoe: I literally told you forever ago 😤

Ben: Ik and?

Zoe: And she lied to you 😤

Ben: Ik and?

Zoe: And she's used you 😤

Ben: Ik and?

Zoe: THEN WHY DO YOU STILL LIKE HER MORE!?! 😤

Ben: I- okay Zoe do you like me and only me? 🤨

Zoe: Well I mean...

Ben: Mike? 😏

Zoe: Yeah 🥺

Mike: LET'S FRICKIN GOOOOOO!!! ILY BEN!!! YOU ARE SUCH A FRICKIN HOMIE BRO ILYSM!!! 😘😍

Ben: Lol yw bro 😂😘😍😉 Zoe who do you like more? 🧐🤨

Zoe: I dunno 🤷‍♀️

Ben: Well I'm not gonna date someone who might leave me for my bsf...

Zoe: I won't! 🚫

Ben: But you might end up doing it or maybe you'll just cheat

Zoe: I won't! 🚫

Ben: Zoe I really like you 😃

Zoe: I sense a but coming... 😔

Ben: But, as a friend. A best friend. I really think we're better as best friends 🙃🙂🙃

Zoe: Okay 😕

Ben: I think maybe you should take some time to figure out what and who you want 🤷‍♂️

Zoe: Okay 😔

Ben: Maybe talk to Mike and figure out who you like more before you're in a relationship with anyone 🤷‍♂️

Zoe: Thanks Ben 😁

Mike: THANK YOU BEN!!! WAY TO HELP OUT THE BOYS!!! 😍😘

Ben: No problem 😁😍😘

Erica: So Ben do you still like me? 🥺

Ben: Always 😋 (Hehe Harry Potter refrence)

Erica: 🤩🥳😁🥺🥰😍😘

Ben: Would you maybe want to go out with me sometime? 🙏

Erica: As you wish 😉 (And Princess Bride refrence)

Mike: Awwwwweeee 🥰🥺🥰🥺🥰

Chip: Eh not a lot fo drama like I hoped but congrats y'all 😀

Jawa: Awwe you guys are frickin adorable 😍

Alexander: I SHIP! 😍😍

Catherine: Well I ship more 😍😍😍

Cyrus: ... 😒 I- 😐😑😑😑😐 Whatever. Treat her right young man.

Ben: Yes sir.

Cyrus: I'm watching you

Ben: Fair enough sir. I won't let you down. Or her. Or any of you. Ever. I'm always here for y'all. You're my spy family and I love and care about you all so much. 😍🥰😁😌

Mike, Chip, Jawa: We love you too homie 😁😍😘

Ben: Imma head to sleep but y'all call or text me if you need anything 🥱😴

Okay that's it for today :) Hope you enjoyed. Leave any ideas or requests in the comments and I'll do my best. No they're not gay, or bi, for now? 🤨🧐😉 Lol but they love each other platonically meaning as friends. Maybe they'll be gay or bi, I dunno yet. ANYWAYS... I... don't even know what i was gonna say but double update today!!! And Gn :)