Vat de heck!
The door to Vyra's office Bangs and rattles violently
Vyra: SHUDDUP
Voice behind door: I need to speak to you idiot, it's me, MrCreeperKiller, CK, remember!
Vyra: Ooooooh are you the one I saw at the shopping centre
CK: No, I'm your cuz
Vyra: OHHHHHH THE ONE I KILLED
CK: no, who did you kill?
Vyra: *cough* err no one
CK: let me in now you pathetic scum!
Vyra: okay... *opens door*
CK: *walks in and shuts door behind him*
Vyra: What do you want, can't you see I'm doing work
CK: I'm pretty sure your playing flappy bird,
Vyra: *quickly turns screen off* uhhh, noooooooooooooooooooo
CK: I need a pretzel of power!
Vyra: really?
CK: wow, your gullible. No, I'm here for your bagels!
Vyra: *hands bagel*
CK: No! You idiot *slaps across face with bagel* I need...
SWAT team breaks down door
SWAT dude 1: EVERYBODY FREEZE
SWAT team: *freezes and drops guns*
CK: *grabs gun and Vyra and jumps out window* I NEEDED A PARACHUTE
Vyra: ...
CK: How 'bout that inconvenient bow tie
Vyra: OH YA *turns on helicopter bow tie*
CK: HOW ARE WE JUMPING THROUGH A WINDOW IN A MINE! WHY CAN I SEE THE SKY! WHY ARE WE FALLING TOWARDS THE SKY!
Vyra: that was a trampoline window. You'll see why it's called that in a minute.
CK: OH MY GOD THE SKY IS BLUE TRAMPOLINES.
Vyra: *turns off bow tie* Nice knowing you frand
CK: ...
They both hit the trampolines and fly off where they go unconscious from the fall and end up flying out the entrance of the mine where they meet unicorns. Okay, maybe not the last one.
-TWO HOURS LATER-
They wake up in a sticky chair.
Vyra: *pulls away from chair but gets stuck*
CK: this seems familiar...
A woman in a black dress walks closer to them and then Vyra realises....
Vyra: OH MY LOBSTER THATS CHARLIE
CK: Who?
Vyra: CHARLIE, FROM DON'T STARVE, YOU KNOW, MAXWELL'S ASSISTANT.
CK: how the heck are we in don't starve?
Vyra: *gritted teeth* I don't know. But will we get shocked like Wilson?
CK: *flinches* that would hurt.
Vyra: she's coming closer
Charlie: *walks closer and releases them from the sticking shadows*
CK: Run! We'll get....
Charlie grabs the two and holds them up into the air shocking them with some weird electricity stuff
Vyra: damn... *unconscious*
CK: I hate life *unconscious*
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