Don't Starve, Idiot addition

When they wake up they hear voices chattering away
Vyra: Huh!
Voice 1: ew it's awake
CK: wha-
Voice 2: EEEEEK ITS SO CUTE AND GREEN!
Vyra: *looks around to see the voice that said she was gross was an axe* WHAT THE HECK IS THAT
CK: *cheeks are getting pinched by a spider, he slaps his hands away*
Vyra: *hyperventilating* Oh.... My.... God... A.... Talking.... Spider
Axe: Woodie, I don't like them.
Blonde-haired girl: Be nice Lucy.
Axe: hmmph
Weird haired gentleman (WHG): What in science....
Vyra: what.... how
CK: ARGHHHHH SO MANY CHARACTERS
WHG: Characters?
Black Haired Girl: Hi, I'm Willow. As you know we are NOT characters but real.
Vyra: My god we are all going to die. Ha ha.
CK: ... *looks around and names everyone* Wilson, Woodie, Lucy, Wendy, Webber, Willow and some... robot, WX-78?
WHG: How do you...
CK: hard to explain
Vyra: OH MY GOD THAT RABBIT HAS HORNS AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
WHG: By golly it does
Webber: *runs up to rabbit and kills it by biting it swiftly, he rips it in half and offers some to CK*
CK: *beckons for Webber to give him his piece as well then gets his flame thrower sushi and toasts the meat nicely. He hands it back to Webber*
Webber: *scoffs down the meat* Yum! Thank you... do you have a name
CK: I'm MrCreeperKiller, just call me CK, this is. Vyra, just call her sacrifice to the shadows.
Vyra: >:( hey! I'm Vyra, just call me Vyra, PLAIN OLD VYRA.
CK: lies... lies I tell you
WHG: Everyone stop! We need to get food or something. It's getting dark. Sacrifice to the Shadows stay here with Wendy and Willow.
Vyra: IM JUST CALLED VYRA. AND TO THINK I WAS A FANGIRL.
Wendy: *pets Vyra* sooo fluffy :)
Willow: *also pets Vyra: I wanna burn it! :3
As the others leave to collect resources Vyra is stuck with a kid and a woman petting her. She enjoys in quite a lot. Time passes but the others haven't returned yet and it is getting dark. The light is vanishing. Soon it is pitch black.
Vyra: *hugs the two* DONT LET ME GO. Ow! Something hit me.
CK: *Runs over to Vyra with a torch in hand* sorry we are late. We had a run in with a messed up turkey, we had a tug of war over a berry bush
WHG: Oh, as you know I'm Wilson. One heck of a scientist
Woodie: *cough* not *cough*
Wilson: *creates a fire pit within 30 minutes they are toasting berries, pine nuts, meat morsels, monster meat for Webber + CK and seeds
Vyra: *pulls energy bar maker out of pocket A new invention from the SSCG *shoves toasted seeds and berries into the machine turns it on and out pops five energy bars*
Wilson: What is that?
Lucy: I can't eat them, whew, how lucky, Sacrifice to the Shadow's food looks sucky
Vyra: ITS VYRA YOU STUPID AXE
Woodie: *grabs Lucy and looks very offended, starts stroking Lucy* You meanie
Vyra: *sighs, passes out energy bars to Wilson, Wendy, Willow and Woodie. She keeps one herself*
WX-78: *chows down on mushrooms*

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