Oh my god... red-faced, Chris stared up at the scrump-dilly-umptious man in front of him. He was wearing nothing but tiny latex shorts that were a size too small, and he was crossing his arms, staring down at Chris's mommy milkers.

"Oh momma..." Chris moaned, going warm and milky.

"What's a sexy biscuit like you doing out here?" The man asked with a deep toe-curling voice. Chris's dong went from 27inches to 69.
"N-nothing Senpai... my boyfriend broke up with me a-and I wanted to have sex with someone way more material gworly..." Chris eyed the man up and down. He was such a papa bear🤤! Chris suddenly felt ashamed... how could he do Shrek so dirty? They had only broken up hours ago... but then Chris remembered him with Obama and he changed my mind.

The man laid his dreamy Disney-hot-man hands on Chris's hips, making him salivate. "How bout I take you home, baby boy..." the man smirked. Chris moaned in response, "O-okay papi..."

He took Chris out to his lightning McQueen car like a slay boss gentleman and he straddled him onto his lap. Chris's ass was right on his ding dong. It was like he was in a Wattpad story 😻💅. The man smirked, rubbing his fingers on Chris's thigh. Chris kicked his legs, trying not to brick up for the second time. Sonic would have to fend for himself - Chris was hown man now 🙄

"I like your outfit, slut." The man growled into Chris's ear, "I bet u have some smexy ginger pubes under that mini-skirt."
"oOoOoOoooOO, you know I do big daddy." Chris licked my lips, "my name is Chris Hipkins, by the way. What's yours, Sexy thang?"

The man swerved into a Beverley hills driveway and turned off the engine. "That's for you to find out, detective."

That was one fucking turn on. Chris practically stumbled into the man's barbie dream house, his asscheeks vibrating with anticipation. The man lead Chris to his macaroni bed and slammed him onto it, his thicc voluptuous ass sitting on Chris's stockings. This was a dream come true! The man took Chris's cheap Freddy Fazbear bar off, threw it out the window and pressed his sticky lips on his mouth 😳😳😳

"What - is - your - name though?" Chris managed to say between the sloshy, uncoordinated kisses - they were wet and yummy, tasting like spam. 'God this man was such a pussy-Queen-slay-boss' Chris thought dreamily. How had he ever settled for Shrek? This stranger was a million times better than him and Chris hadn't even seen his dick yet 😍😍😍

The man hesitated, seeming to be weighing out his options. Then he said:
"My name is Covid, dirty boy."

Chris gasped and instantly pushed Covid off of his. "EWWW. You naaasty slut!" He screamed, "I won't ever let your dick infect me!" This man had entered so many people! He was like a sex pandemic😱! How had Chris let himself fallen for his tricks? Chris thought this night was redeemed after meeting him, but maybe not...

"I have to go." Chris sighed, my eyes brimming with kawaii tears, and fled the house. He was so embarrassed! Not only had he lost his boyfriend, but he had almost had sexy times with Covid!

The next day, Chris caught a Plane and moved to Hogwarts. Hopefully he would be safe from both Shrek and Covid there... 😰😰😰