This is Chris Hipkins and he just went through the worst break up of his life 😩🙄🥶😡😤💖😳🥲🥰📸😱🤪😡🔫😭✨👄🥶😫😻🐶😇🥵👹👺🥱🤢💖👎🦷🧚🐶🥲😤😇

Chris laid in bed with his UwU mini skirt wrapped around his thicc cake and some white and yellow stockings up to his knees on his hairy ginger legs. Shrek had just broken up with him and he was heart broken.... Chris sobbed into his pillow. The only thing that could cheer him up was going to the local gay strip club to squirt some salty dick milk into his throat, but his throat was too raw from Shrek's veiny cock. Chris gasped - the voice of god had whispered into his ear, telling him what he needed. It was a rebound relationship! Moaning, he got up and put on his Freddy Fazbear bra and barbie highheals and strutted out onto the street like the queen he was.

"Hey sonic." Chris said into his phone, "wanna go get ourselves some bitches?" Suddenly, the blue furry was at Chris's side, his thick hottie lips smirking at him 👄. Sonic was Chris's go to man when he wanted a good time.

Soon they were at the gay strip club. It was extremely busy, like normal. Kim Jong-un was doing the splits against one of the many poles, his slick black bunny costume making him extra sexy. Chris knew Sonic was hard. "Gotta go fast and make some babies." Sonic said, speeding over to the sexay supreme leader and snatching him away. Now Chris was alone.... 'How could Sonic do this to me'? Chris was in tears. At least he were surrounded by a bunch of other hotties he could hook up with.

Chris weaved through the crowd, the uproar of moaning blocking out the slutty music in the background. People were grabbing at his massive 27inch dong left and right, making him shiver in anime. Then suddenly, he saw... SHREK 😱😱😱 Obama was giving him a lapdance so aggressively Shrek's emo pants were shredding into tiny pieces. Chris gasped in horror. 'How did he find a new boyfriend so quickly?! How could he do this to me?!'

The ogre and Chris made eye contact. Chris was on the verge of tears, and Shrek looked mortified. He whispered into Obama's smexy ear and the two of them rushed out of the strip club, their designer purses swinging like their juicy hips.

"SHREK! WHAT THE FWAK?!?" Chris sobbed like a cutesy girl. This was the worst night ever! Chris thought that Shrek would never get over him, but maybe he hadn't meant anything to him at all...

Chris cried into his fishnet-covered arms, running through the crowd 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻. Maybe Sonic and Kim Jong-un would let Chris make babies with them. But in his heart Chris knew that wouldn't make him feel better.

Suddenly, he squealed in surprise. He ran titties-first into a shirtless, muscular body. It was HIM...