Chris moaned, shaking with pleasure. Covid was rubbing thick crunchy peanut butter lube all over his body, sliding his tongue down his neck.

"P-papi, you have to go out and murrrderr some ppl~." mewed Chris, wriggling out of Covid's grip, "gwo two work bwabyy 🥺👉👈"

 "Okay my lil baka😩~" Covid growled, taking his fingers out of Chris's supple bussy, "I'll see u later sexy biscuit." He wrapped Chris's foreskin around himself like a coat and grabbed his covid mask.

Chris smiled to himself, watching Covid drive away. He was so, so lucky to be marrying such a sexy crimeboss 😍! Of course Chris had agreed to marry Covid - they'd already sorted out a venue and invited guests. It was like a dream come true! And Covid said he would be wearing a maid dress with cat ears... Chris got hard just thinking around that hottie 💦.

There was one more person Chris had to tell about the wedding - Sonic. His life long friend. Chris hadn't heard of him for a while - that worried him, but then again Sonic was often taken captive by his exes, so Chris had learned not to get worked up if he would disappear for a few months.
Sonic was supposed to be attending rehab today, and being the good little baka that Covid daddy always wanted him to be, Chris wanted to help Sonic out. It would be the perfect time to tell the walking foot fetish about the marriage uwu

When Chris arrived at Rehab, he was shocked. The building had been turned into another ultra sexy gay club 🥶🥶🥶🥶! Where tf was Sonic then?

"Pleeeeaaaaase tell me where my sexy bff is?" Chris whined at Will byers, the new owner of the club.

"Only if you put a stamp on my v-chard chaddy daddy 😘🤞" Will said succulently.

Chris did it.

He had to.

He had to find his friend, at all costs.

"Sooo I heard Sonic was captured and murdered 😍😍😍😍 apparently the notorious tumbler sexy man COVID was the one to finish him off... but i gueesss I could be wrong idk. Not my problemo 🤪"

Chris gasped in horror.

"Chuiiiiiiillll gworly." Will gayed.

Had his soon to be husband...

Murdered his best friend?!?!?!??! 😱😱😱😱