Chris groaned. His arms fell like wet spaghettis at his sides. "Am I... dead?" Kawaii tears of blood spilled from his eyes onto his mini skirt. "Covid and I haven't even fucked yet!" Chris was incredibly sad. Then suddenly the clouds parted and a golden ray of light shone down onto Chris's face, and his tears disappeared and his emo piercing's vanished and his penis got circumcised. 

"J-Jesus?" A glowing figure drifted down from the sky. He had an ass like a bouncy castle and hair like Will Smith's pubes and lips soft like a new-born fetus. Chris immediately went hard.

"Yes, it's your daddy." Jesus said majestically, flicking down his shades and taking some cigarettes out of his baggy cargo shorts. He was so hawt 😍

"Can you resurrect me P-papi? My bussy is going to kill itself without some Covid 19 anal."

"But you have STDs."

"How do you know?"

"I fucked you while u were sleeping and now I have STDs too."

"Oh okay Papa Smurf 😘"

Jesus filled the cigarettes with bussy juice and lit them, handing one to Chris. It tasted so damn god Chris moaned and shat himself. 
"I'll only resurrect you if you have sex with me bb gworl." Jesus slammed Chris against the wall and dragged his forked tongue over his bare chest. Chris began to sob - he knew he would have to do unspeakable things to that 100000000+ year old Jesussy if he ever wanted to see his darling Covid senpai again. So he took of his skirt and spread his legs, letting Jesus fit his forbidden baguette into his hole. Jesus was thirsty - he railed Chris so hard that his dick reached his organs and lungs, and went right up to his mouth. Chris spat out the awful sperm juice that spewed like a creamy fountain out of Jesus's tip.

"ngg~ COVID DADDY~" Chris screamed by accident. Jesus only went harder, desperate to prove that he should be Chris's sugar daddy, not Covid. He went so hard, in fact, that he was absorbed into Chris's asshole, and Jesus and Chris became one 💃🤩

"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!?!" Chris was mortified. How had he let Jesus be so dirty with him when Covid was his one true love? He remined himself it was for a good cause - now that Jesus had merged with him, Chris had god powers, and he could resurrect himself. 

So, with a snap of his fingers, Chris was back in the real world. He wasn't as at Shrek's emo swamp, however - he was in Covid's bedroom, and the man himself was riding on top of him, his veiny xxl dual action cock shoved all the way up Chris's tight entrance.

"PAPI?!?!" Covid choked on Chris's bare titties and with sheer surprise a burst of magical infection flew from his pp. "ARE YOU FUCKING ME?!?!?!"

"Of course I am." Covid cheeks and ears and face and dick and micro-balls blushed, "I thought you were dead.... so I brought you back to my house so we could have sex, if only once.... thank you for coming back to me daddy 😩"

"that's okay Papi uwu" Chris moaned. Sexy times were a lot more enjoyable with Covid compared to with Jesus. The two horny men finished their fun and then spooned in bed #RELATIONSHIP GOALS

"You do know you have STDs now Covid senpai?"

"The more STDs the better I always say. Out of all the sex diseases I have, yours is the most delicious 😏" 

"Fuck your sexy~"

A/N Please kill me now 🤪🔫