We all giggled while we watched Leopardkit sleep after the remark.

"All cats old enough to catch their own- yada yada yada blah blah blah gather here for a clan meeting!" Redstar meowed.

"That's not how you call a clan meeting! I could've done better!" Willowkit whined.

"Too bad!!!" Redstar retorted "My amazing, better-than-Willow brain, cool, deputy, Spottedheart, will be sorting the patrols! And Patchtail will be getting a apprentice!"

"Hey!" Willowbrain meowed "I want to be called Willowbreeze after Swiftbreeze!"

"Too bad, you're Willowbrain and you will be for the rest of your life, deal with it!" Redstar meowed.

"Not fair! Swiftbr-!" Willowbrain got interrupted by Patchtail putting his paw over her mouth.

"Shhhhhhh!" Patchtail meowed "I can handle this, Redstar can you please give Willowbrain a NORMAL name???"

"Or what?!" Redstar retorted.

"Or Willowbrain will put off a VERY loud siren, saying Swiftbreeze!" Patchtail threatened.

"Hey no fair! You're putting mom against me!" Redstar meowed.

"Too bad!" Patchtail mocked.

"*mumbles* fine, From this day forth you will be known as Willow..-ummm...-... claw."

" I'm a MEDICINE CAT!" Willowclaw hissed.

"Okaaaaay! Then Willow..-ummm.-...?..-.._...*sigh*.. breeze.. : ( ...." Redstar hesitated.

"*gasp* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!" Willowbreeze exclaimed and started squealing nonstop.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Make it stop!" Redstar meowed.

"Stop what?" I asked.

"Stop making her happy!" Redstar meowed "It's driving me insane!"

"Okaaay! Hey Willowbreeze go tell Swiftbreeze!" I meowed.

"Good idea!" Willowbreeze exclaimed.

"You just made her MORE happy!" Redstar hissed.

"Yeah, but Spottedheart made her go away!" Patchtail retorted.

"Yes! Okay, let's go on a adventure!" Redstar meowed.

"Where?" Patchtail asked.

"There!" Redstar pointed to the camp entrance.

*gasp*"We can't go out there!" I meowed "What if we get caught?!"

"We won't" Redstar pointed out.