Romantic love interests :

Kevin Kandy

"Say, why don't we go to the movies on my work off day?"

"That sounds sweet Kevin, but you know I would have to bring the kids with me right?"

"Oh"

Bob Velseb

"Well, well, well, yer looking tasty, aren't ya darlin'? Why don't ya let me have a taste of ya.."

"Oh no you don't, the only thing you're tasting tonight is the back of my palm!"

Streber

"Has anyone told you how pretty you are [Name]?"

"Yeah, many people. Now shush and let me finish drawing your eyeline."

Lila

"[Name] dear, your cheeks are so soft!"

"Please Lila would you mind stop pinching them.."

Jack the policeman

"Would you like this donut? Me and John just came back from the shop."

"Ah thank you, but I can't. There's glutten in it."

"Wait since when are you allergic to glutten."

Rick

"Wait didn't you work at the cinema week ago?"

"I got kicked out."

The replacement cops

"Heyy, what is such a pretty person doing on the streets by themselves so late?"

"Going to the candystore."

Candy dealer

"Would you like candy? Maybe I'll give you discharge."

"You mean drugs?

I'll take 'em."

"No I mean candies. I'm a candy dealer, not a drug dealer."

Radford

"[Name], your kids are going to the horror movies room."

"Aw they're not my k- Wait SKID, PUMP DON'T!"

Dexter the exterminator

"Dexter the exterminator at your service! Soo, where's the rat?"

"Oh nono, there's no rat. I have a raccoon in my basement."

John

"There's a cult around this town. You should be careful."

"The silly guys in red cloaks? I saw one on fire running around the streets."

"And you didn't bother calling the police..?"

Frank

"Four spooky popsicles please!"

"Four?"

"Yeah, two for me."

Patty

"Im so sorry for them, I don't know why they just bursted into the hospital-"

"It's fine, all they did was raise the corpses from dead I guess."

"THEY DID WHAT."

Authors note : yeah so someone requested the love interests and here they aree.

I cant think of any other characters 😭 so you can request anyone you want while I'm asleep. Expect : Skid and Pump, Hatzgang
Theyre all kids 😭 the reader is in their 20s so only characters above 18+ atleast.
Also I wont include Jaune, the happy fella doll and also Roys pedo uncle.
Jaune is married. Happy fella doll should I explain? And Roys pedo uncle just no.

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also I've made the reader have glutten allergy just like me 😻
Requested characters for now : Jack, Rick, the replacement cops, candy dealer Radford, Dexter the exterminator, John, Frank, Patty
I'm sorry I got unoriginal with the pick-up lines for Frank and Patty..

[ Published - 19.11.2022 ]

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[ updated – 31.3.2024 ]