Skip this chapter if homosexuality makes you uncomfortable. In the series Dipper is an actor that's being controlled by a crazy author. Also I don't edit this. So it's just a pile of trash.

The gang was gathered around the T.V. Sevral Sev'ral Timez members, Wirt, Norman, Gideon (eugh), an evil Dipper from an alternative dimension, Bill Cipher, Tyrone, Jonathan, Gabe, Bill Cipher, Steven, Drei, Zwei, and Eins, and more.

Draped across Robbie's lap was Dipper. Staring angrily at Robbie was Drei. Staring cautiously at Drei was Wirt and glaring at Drei was Eins. Watching everyone was Bill.

Steven glanced at everyone for a bit, noticing the stares, but just continued watching TV.

Dipper noticed the author of this book focus on him, so he cuddled close to Robbie and held him close.

Marco huffed at the affection Robbie got. Robbie.

The author noticed Dipper stop so she focused on him again. He fully straddled Robbie and started placing kisses on his jaw. The Author shouted "If you stop, I'll cut your pay. Meaning-" The author dragged her index finger across her neck.

Dipper Gleeful sighed. "Why are we watching a black screen, anyways? I'm tired of hearing my idiotic self come onto a pile of hormones and perfume that looks worse than death." His eyes flashed blue. "Author, get them out of here, this is hardly a Halloween Special. This is a snore fest, just like any other of your putrid books. Rancid, really. Except that Dipper Gleeful one. You should focus more on that. Make me look-"

"Uhh, Evil Dipper? I know I just got here and I don't really fit in but shouldn't we listen to the author? So we can go home?" Steven said.

Drink shot from Dipper classic's nose and Tyrone fell down laughing. Everyone watched confused.

Dipper got up and crouched beside Steven. "Steven, dude. Eveyone's new. The series just started... and you know what?"

Steven was partially cringed. "What?"

"I don't think it's going to end."

Everyone stared with confused looks. Dipper laughed. "Once you sign up there's no backing out, guys. You're in the book and you can't leave until she writes you out."

"...more entertaining than a blank screen, I suppose." R.D grumbled.

Dipper pointed to Wirt, then dragged his point around the room. "Ever wonder why Mabel hasn't come onto any of you yet? It's because she was in the book too. We're all trapped. Even you." Dipper pointed to Bill.

"So wait. Let me get this straight... the author... trapped a bunch of teenage boys and-" Norman looked to Sev'ral Times along with Bill and Eins and shivered. "Other guys, just so she could set you up with us?"

Dipper nodded. "She has control over all our lives."

A gurgle was heard and Gideon Gleeful was pulling at his tie, trying to take it off.

Dipper's pupils shrank. "The author heard us." He grabbed the closest person he touched and pulled them for a hard kiss on the lips. He then hugged them.

They needed to keep the author satisfied or they were dead.

Jonathan looked at him with wide eyes, his headphones still on. He sloely reached to take them off. "Dude."

"Just roll with it." Dipper said, sitting in his lap.

Jonathan watched, confused to why everyone suddenly looked nervous and were watching a black screen. "Anyone want to watch a scary movie?"

Silently, R.D. levitated a disc into the CD player.

Everyone held someone during the movie. The only one who didn't was destroyed by the author. Gideon.

They all watched terrified.