Q: How can you tell if a vampire has a cold?

A: He starts coffin’!

Q: What does Dracula take when he has a sore throat?

A: Coffin drops!

Q: What is a vampire’s favourite dance?

A: The fang-dango!

Q: What is Dracula’s favorite candy?

A: An all day sucker!

Q: What kind of car does a vampire drive?

A: A blood mobile!

Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?

A: A neck-tarine!

Q: Why did Dracula flunk art class?

A: Because he could only draw blood!

Q: Why don’t vampires like mosquitoes?

A: Too much competition!

Q: What do you get if you cross a vampire bat and a mummy?

A: A flying band-aid, or a gift-wrapped bat.

Q: What are a vampire’s favorite snacks?

A: Adam’s apples and neck-tarines.

Q: Why didn’t Dracula get married?

A: He never met a nice Ghoul!

Q: Why did the vampire quit the baseball team?

A: They would only let him be BAT boy!

Q: Where did the vampire open his savings account?

A: At a blood bank

Q: What does a vampire fear most?

A: Tooth decay

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