A poor gentle man was in the hospital for a series of medical tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was so embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.

In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

A drunk guy was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.

As the drunk guy stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital police officer, barely containing his laughter, and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked,‘What the heck is going on here?’

The drunk guy, still staring down replied: ‘I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost.’

HAHA!

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