//a quick shoutout to @PrincessW01 for being the first to request! :^)
Happy reading!

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"Hmm, let's see. Eeny, meeny, miny... Canadia!"

"Who?"

"I'm right here!" The Canadian exclaimed, waving his arms in the air. "And it's Canada,eh!"

"Aiya, since when did you get here, aru?"

He sighed. "I've been here the whole time, hosers."

"So, Canada, what's tonight's urban legend, mon amí?" France asked.

Canada slightly smirked.

'Finally, my opportunity to finally get back at these hosers for either forgeting about me or mistaking me for America, eh!'

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Canada
"Hetalia, eh!"
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"Alright, get comfortable, eh. Because I'm aboot to tell you all the legend," Canada turned the flashlight on and pointed it under his chin. "of the Forbidden Plateau."

"Wow, the-a originality of that-a name, though." Romano snickered.

Canada simply ignored the comment and continued on with his story.

"Long ago, when my native tribe, the K'omoks, would go into war with other coastal tribes, they would keep the women and children at the plateau for safekeeping."

Canada's voice than dropped surprisingly low.

"But one day, when the K'omoks were raided by the Cowichans, a K'omok member searched for the women and children on the plateau, but, alas, they vanished without a trace..."

"NOOOOOOO!!! NOT THE WOMEN!" N. Italy cried out, clinging onto an irritated German's arm.

"Not gonna lie, dudes, but I'm getting serious Roanoke vibes right now." America shivered at the memory.

"Roa-what now vibes?"

"... All that was left... were trace of red lichen believed to be the blood of the unfortunate women and children there. Now, my natives believe that the plateau is inhabited by the evil spirits who had consumed those poor, poor women and children..."

As the world stared at him in both shock and terror, Canada smiled in satisfaction.

'My very existence has been avenged.'

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//REQUEST! REQUEST! REQUEST!--

IthinkImayhavemade CanadaalittleOOChere-- //slapped

I apologize to any Canadian readers out there reading this chapter if I got something wrong and/or were offended (somehow). I myself am not Canadian, so I relied heavily on the internet :c

Anyway, as always--

Ayye, thank 'chuu xD