Leafpool: Welcome back sorry about the last episode *glances at Firestar and Tigerstar* today we have some contestants. The first one up... He's from Starclan, he was a deputy he's WHITESTORM!!!

*Whitestorm walks in*

Bluestar: Hello what are you going to do for us today.

Whitestorm: Sing

Crookedstar: Go ahead then.

Whitestorm: *turns yellow*

Bluestar: What happened to your pelt?

Whitestorm: I'm a banana

Leafpool: Wat?

Whitestorm: I'M A BANANA! I'm a banana. I'm a banana. I'm a banana. LOOK AT ME MOVE!!!
* 5 seconds later*

All judges: WHAT IN THE NAME OF STARCLAN WAS THAT!?

Bluestar: I think I'm answering for all of us when I say no.