Bracket ~ Spoof 3 ~ Five Ways To Destroy StarClan

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Way 1: Sol

One magical day in StarClan

Sol *pops into StarClan somehow*

StarClan Cats: Wut?

Sol: *causes the sun to cover the lightsource in StarClan*

StarClan Cats: *freak out*

Sol: :3


Way 2: Lost Prey

Prey: *hides in one giant burrow that cats can't fit into*

StarClan Cat: Where'd all the prey go?

Other StarClan Cat: You caused it to disappear!

StarClan cat: What?!

Other StarClan Cat: This is warrrrrr!


Way 3: Prophecies

Firestar: I have a prophecy!

Blackstar: Of course you do...

Leopardstar: I have a better prophecy!

Firestar: And how do you know that?

Leopardstar: Because I do!

*Firestar and Leopardstar start a war over prophecies*


Way 4: Jayfeather And Yellowfang

*One peaceful day in StarClan*

*Jayfeather pops into StarClan somehow*

Yellowfang Wait, where'd this grump come from?

Jayfeather: Me? A grump? Have you even met yourself?

Yellowfang: Of course I've met myself! I am myself!

Jayfeather: Then you know how grumpy you are?

Yellowfang: GRRR

*Yellowfang and Jayfeather destroy StarClan with their grumpiness*


Way 5: Dark Forest

Longtail: Sure is a nice day without the Dark Forest.

Darkstripe: I'M HERE~

Longtail: Oh no

*Darkstripe starts a party with all the DF cats*

*StarClan gets destroyed by their death metal music*


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