Bracket ~ Spoof 2 ~ 10 Ways To Annoy RiverClan

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Way 1: Leafpool says all the RiverClam puns
Leafpool: Hi RiverClam!
RiverClam Cats: Oh StarClan please not again...
Leafpool: Cod, lighten up a bit!
RiverClam: *groans*

Way 2: Mothwing puts her shadow over the water while cats fish
Mistystar: *is trying to catch fish*
Mothwing: *deliberately puts shadow over water*
Fish: *swim away in terror*
Mistystar: *glares at Mothwing*
Mothwing *hops away mischievously8

Way 3: Mistystar yodels
RiverClam Cats: Do do do, just another normal day in RiverClan
Mistystar: *gets on whatever they gather around*
RiverClam Cats: *look at Mistystar*
Mistystar: *yodels about trees*
RiverClam Cats: *jaws practically on the ground*
Mistystar: *still yodels*
RiverClam Cats: MAKE IT STOP
Mistystar: *smirks evilly as she yodels*

Way 4: Breezepelt jumps back and fourth between RiverClam territory and WindClan territory
RiverClam Patrol: *patrolling WindClan border*

Way 5: Many twoleg

Way 6: Much kits many wailing

Way 7: ShadowClan throws a party on RiverClam territory

Way 8: ITS RAINING FROGS
Way 9: Leafpool acts like she owns the place

Way 10: Horrible pick-up lines followed by more puns from Leafpool

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