SpongeBob: This is perhaps the greatest day of my young life, Mr. Krabs.
[SpongeBob starts jogging in place]

SpongeBob: I can't believe I'm representing the Krusty Krab in the Fry Cook Games.
[A spotlight shines down on him and he puts his hand on his heart]

SpongeBob: To bring home the gold is to bring honor and glory to the Krusty Krab.

Mr. Krabs: And all that free publicity will bring in customers! So don't lose!
[Mr. Krabs walks away]

SpongeBob: Aye, aye, Mr. Krabs!
[SpongeBob starts doing pushups]

SpongeBob: Krusty Krab! Krusty Krab! Krusty Krab!
[Patrick walks up]

Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob.
[SpongeBob stops]

SpongeBob: Hi, Patrick.
[SpongeBob continues doing pushups]
Krusty Krab! Krusty Krab! Krusty Krab!
[SpongeBob starts groaning]

Patrick: Are you trying to move the ground? You'll never move it like that. You gotta get under... [Patrick rips the piece of grass out from under SpongeBob, flipping him over] ...neath it!

SpongeBob: Come on, Patrick, I'm trying to train for the games.

Patrick: Games? Can I play?

SpongeBob: Ah, sorry, Patrick.
[SpongeBob starts jumping rope]

SpongeBob: You have to be a fry cook.

Patrick: Be a fry cook? Is that all I gotta do? That'll be easy!
[SpongeBob tosses his jump rope behind him]

SpongeBob: What do you mean easy?
[Patrick laughs]

Patrick: How hard can it be?

SpongeBob: They don't let just anybody be a fry cook. We're an elite corp!

Patrick: Oh, come on. You're just flippin' patties.

SpongeBob: Hey, flipping is not as easy as it sounds!
[Patrick flips a rock over with his foot]

Patrick: Tssss...

SpongeBob: Why don't you go home Patrick? You can compete in the Laying Under a Rock All Day Games!
[Patrick gasps]

Patrick: Well, at least I don't polish my fingernails.
[SpongeBob gasps and points at Patrick]

SpongeBob: You take that back!
[SpongeBob's index finger gleams. Patrick dances around]

Patrick: Fingernails! Fingernails! Fingernails!

SpongeBob: You don't even have fingernails.

Patrick: I cannot believe what I am hearing!

SpongeBob: How can you hear it? You don't have ears either!

Patrick: Holes! Holes!

SpongeBob: Cone head!

Patrick: Yellow!

SpongeBob: Pink!
[Patrick screams and holds his head]

Patrick: I'm gonna get a job as a fry cook and it'll be easy!
[Patrick walks off. SpongeBob growls and starts doing pushups again, this time faster]

SpongeBob: Fine! Krusty Krab! Krusty Krab! Krusty Krab!

~Colette ;)