Patrick: That's not disturbing. This is disturbing! [struggles to create a talking face that protrudes from his back] Hi there, SpongeBob. My name is Patback.

SpongeBob: Ha! That is really disturbing!

[Sandy's eyes shoots open. A giant shadow looms over SpongeBob and Patrick. Patrick stops laughing while SpongeBob continues to laugh]

Patrick: Uh, SpongeBob?

SpongeBob: [stops laughing] Huh?

[Sponge and Pat run, but Sandy has them both by the their underwear and gives them an extreme wedgie. They run in mid-air anyway]

Patrick: Faster, SpongeBob! She's gaining on us!

SpongeBob: SANDY! NO! STOP!

Sandy: I WARNED YA DIRTY DAN! NOW YOU'VE JUST CROSSED THE BORDER INTO HURTVILLE!

SpongeBob: Sandy, it's us, your friends! SpongeBob and Patrick!

Patrick: PLEASE SANDY I CAN'T AFFORD DRY-CLEANING!

Sandy: Gonna skin ya and make a pair of size six! Boots... [she falls asleep]

Patrick: Fun's over.

SpongeBob: Whew, we sure don't want to wake her up again. Too bad we don't have any earplugs to put on her.

Patrick: Yeah, all's I got is this bellybutton lint. [It somehow forms into the shape of earmuffs]

SpongeBob: All right, Pat! [he takes them and crawls over to the bed. Pat follows. Sponge puts the earmuffs on Sandy]

Sandy: I'm gonna rip your arms off? and flapjacks? [snores]

SpongeBob: Well, that oughta work.

Patrick: [loudly] Hey Sandy, does it work? [they raise their eyebrows at each other]

SpongeBob: Hey Sandy, if you can't hear us, don't say anything!

Patrick: HEY SANDY! DON'T WAKE UP! [the two giggle]

SpongeBob: SEE YA LATER, SHERIFF SANDY! [laughs, the two run down to the snowy plains and act like outlaws, with that drawling voice] You're under arrest!

Patrick: You'll never catch me! [he giggle and makes a snowball and throws it at SpongeBob's face. They both laugh. SpongeBob stands on a giant snow cannon] Hey that's not fair! Cowboys couldn't afford cannons.

SpongeBob: They couldn't afford station wagons either!

Patrick: Nice paneling.

SpongeBob: All right, Pinhead. Your time is up!

Patrick: Who you calling Pinhead? I want to be Dirty Dan!

SpongeBob: What makes you think you can be Dirty Dan?

Patrick: I'm dirty. [he's hit on the head by a giant snow shovel]

SpongeBob: I say I'm Dirty Dan.

Patrick: I say I'm Dirty Dan! [whacks SpongeBob with it]

SpongeBob: [whacks Patrick] I say I'm Dirty Dan!

Patrick: [whacks SpongeBob] I'm Dirty Dan.

SpongeBob: [whacks Patrick] I'm Dirty Dan!

Patrick: [whacks SpongeBob] I'm Dirty Dan.

SpongeBob: [whacks Patrick] I'm Dirty Dan!

Patrick: [whacks SpongeBob] I'm Dirty Dan.

SpongeBob: [whacks Patrick] I'm Dirty Dan!

[Inside the tree, Sandy humbly sleeps until the earmuffs fall off.]

Patrick: [whacks SpongeBob] I'm Dirty Dan.

SpongeBob: [whacks Patrick] I'm Dirty Dan!!

Patrick: [whacks SpongeBob] I'm Dirty Dan.

SpongeBob: [whacks Patrick] I'm Dirty Dan!

[Sandy opens her eyes]

Patrick: [whacks SpongeBob] I'm Dirty Dan. [SpongeBob screams] Screaming will get you no-

[Sandy reaches out and grabs the top of Patrick's head and rips it off. Sandy huffs and growls as she stands behind Patrick, towering over him]

Sandy: [breathing heavily] WHICH ONE OF YOU FELLERS IS THE REAL DIRTY DAN?!

Patrick: Uh? I am?

SpongeBob: Patrick!!!

Patrick: Hot wings?

Sandy: Okay, Pinhead Larry, now you get yours!PINHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAD! Now you're gonna pay for those crimes, Pinhead!

SpongeBob: Sandy, stay back. I'm warning ya!...Okay, I warned ya!

Patrick: Did you win? [he's hit by the board and rolls down the crater to Sponge's feet] Hi, SpongeBob! [Spongebob and Patrick scream as Sandy hurdles on them]

Patrick: Okay, SpongeBob, you can be Dirty Dan. I just wanna be Patrick!

SpongeBob: Let's get out of here before Sandy wakes up again! [the two run to the door and SpongeBob tries to open it, but his hands slip off the wheel and accidentally hits Patrick in the face]

Patrick: Ouch! [covers his eyes in pain]

SpongeBob: Sorry, Patrick, but the door is slippery! It's frozen shut!

Patrick: Let me have a try. Open sesame! Well, I've done all I can do.

SpongeBob: Then we're stuck in here? until the door thaws? in spring.

Patrick: Barnacles. Is it spring yet?

SpongeBob: N-n-n-no.

Patrick: I'm so cold that I'm shivering.

SpongeBob: I'm so cold that I can use my nose drippings as a pair of chopsticks.

Patrick: I'm so cold that...I'm shivering!

~ OPEN SESAME!
MY FAVORITE EPISODE WHEN I WAS A KID HURRUH
~ Sonia 👠