Narrator: Halloween is no different under the waves. Pirates, skeletons, and sea monsters. [laughs evilly] Ohh, sorry. Everyone having fun. Well, almost everyone. [SpongeBob is washing the dishes in the Krusty Krab kitchen. The door creaks open and SpongeBob jumps in surprise]

SpongeBob: Huh? Who's there? [door creaks open some more as SpongeBob goes back to washing some dishes. Turns around and 3 pieces of paper spelling out "boo" turn on the ordering turntable. SpongeBob speeds up the cleaning of the dishes until he finishes]

SpongeBob: Okay, Mr. Krabs, the dishes are done, I'm leaving! [tries running out but Mr. Krabs stops him in his tracks]

Mr. Krabs: Hold on. Don't you want to hear my annual scary story?

SpongeBob: No thank you, Mr. Krabs. Uhh, does it have monsters in it?

Mr. Krabs: Aye, the worst monster of them all.

SpongeBob: Uhh... no. [opens the door then turns around] Is it a true story?

Mr. Krabs: True as the deep blue.

SpongeBob: Okay, maybe just a little.

Mr. Krabs: Have a seat, me boy. [runs while saying "hot, hot, hot" sits on a log. Mr. Krabs puts a campfire in the middle of them] Every year on Halloween night, the Flying Dutchman descends on Bikini Bottom, in a pirate ship, just like this. [holds up a Krabby Patty] Only bigger!

SpongeBob: Excuse me, did his ship look like a Krabby Patty?

Mr. Krabs: Like I was saying, The Flying Dutchman swoops down and starts stealing people's souls. [holds up a pickle]

SpongeBob: Do souls look like pickles?

Mr. Krabs: Aye, as a matter of fact, they do. And he puts them where you can never get them... in his soul bag. [drops the pickle into a bag that has the words "Krusty Krab" crossed out and the word "soul" written above it. Mr. Krabs laughs evilly as Squidward appears behind SpongeBob in a pirate suit]

Squidward: I've come for your pickle! [SpongeBob jumps up screaming]

Mr. Krabs: Ah, Scaredy Pants gets easier to scare every year! [Squidward takes his costume off as SpongeBob, in a barrel, sees the pirate was Squidward]

SpongeBob: Humph, Squidward!

Mr. Krabs: Nothing like a good ghost story, eh, me boy? Hope you're not too scared to come to me party tonight, SpongeBob ScaredyPants! [laughs while walking out]

Squidward: [walks up behind SpongeBob] Steal your soul.

[SpongeBob jumps out of the Krusty Krab screaming and beings to walk home. As he is walking home, he sees a jack-o-lantern and then he walks up to a kid in a cowboy costume]

Kid: Twick-ow-tweat! [SpongeBob screams and runs away. The kids parents walk up next to their son]

Mother: It's okay, son. That's just SpongeBob ScaredyPants. [SpongeBob is walking home until Mrs. Puff drives up and honks sending SpongeBob screaming and jumping to hold onto the street light]

Mrs. Puff: Happy Halloween, ScaredyPants.

SpongeBob: The name's SquarePants. Its SquarePants! [Cut later at his house, inside a pumpkin. SpongeBob and Gary are inside of it] I don't get it, Gary. Every Halloween, no matter how hard I try, everyone seems to scare me.

Gary: Meow.

SpongeBob: [carves his pumpkin from the inside] Well, I'm sick of it. [SpongeBob comes out] No more ScaredyPants! [notices his pumpkin and screams while running into his closet]

~ Colette 🕸🎃