Mr. Krabs: Here's your soda! Always a pleasure to serve the folks in blue. Well, goodbye now!

Officer Nancy: Hey, there's no ice!

Mr. Krabs: Ice? Ice? You want ice? Is that what you want? You want ice? Is that what you want?

SpongeBob: The dark deed you requested is done, sir.

Officer Nancy: I'll get it myself. Ice is in the freezer, right? [Mr. Krabs runs to block the freezer door]

Mr. Krabs: There is no ice! There's never been any ice. Ice is just a myth!!

Officer Nancy: Step aside. You people act like you've committed a murder.

Mr. Krabs: Ok, I confess! SpongeBob killed him!

SpongeBob: What?!! You can't pin this whole rap on me!

Mr. Krabs: He was insane! Out of control! He would've killed me too if you two hadn't come along.

SpongeBob: It was all Mr. Krabs' idea.

Mr. Krabs: Put him down now! He's a mad dog!

SpongeBob: hE WEARS CURLERS TO BED!!!

Mr. Krabs: Wait! It's not what you think!

Officer Nancy: What are you two talking about?

Mr. Krabs: We killed the health inspector! Buried him and then stuffed his body in the freezer!

Officer Nancy: You mean in here? [opens the freezer but it's empty]

Mr. Krabs: It's empty?

Officer Nancy: Is this some kind of a joke?

Mr. Krabs: Yeah...a joke!

Officer Nancy: Say, maybe he turned into a zombie and walked out.

[everyone laughs. Just then a fish walks up moaning]

SpongeBob: AHHHHH IT'S THE ZOMBIE!!!

Health Inspector: Hey, you guys...

Officer Malley: [hits the inspector with an anchor] Take that, you zombie!
[inspector now has a huge bump on his head]

Officer Nancy: I'll take it from here. [hits the inspector with a barrel] Die, zombie!

~....How are you doing today...Handsome?
Taking over for Colette today bc she's so goddamn lazy. .-. Jk, she's on a ROOOOOOOOOADDDDDDDD...trip. *spongebob voice* So here's an episode that is one of my favorites ;3 ~ Sonia🌛 >>> ( eighties-teen is me hahah)