Mid-Life Crustacean
SpongeBob: Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs? Are you feeling it?
Patrick: I'm feeling it, SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: Patrick, that's not a ride. [Patrick is riding on Harold's back]
Harold: Get off of me!
[scene cuts to them getting their teeth pulled]
SpongeBob: Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?
[scene cuts to them redoing a roof]
Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs? [scene cuts to them dressed in costumes playing Dungeons and Dragons]
Art thou feeling it now, Mr. Krabs? [scene cuts to the library] Can you feel it now, Mr. Krabs?
Miss Shell: Shh!
[scene cuts to an area for kids to play in]
SpongeBob: How about now? Can you feel it, Mr. Krabs? [kids in the room around running around Mr. Krabs, hanging on his hat streamers. Mr. Krabs has clown make-up on his face]
Kids: Can you feel it, Mr. Krabs? Can you feel it, Mr. Krabs? Can you feel it, Mr. Krabs?
Mr. Krabs: So, you wanna know if I can feel it?
SpongeBob & Patrick: Yeah!
Mr. Krabs: Do you really wanna know if I can feel it?
SpongeBob & Patrick: Yeah, yeah!!
Mr. Krabs: Because I can feel it. You wanna know what I'm feelin'?
SpongeBob & Patrick: Yes!!!
Mr. Krabs: [angry] I'm feelin' like a total barnacle head! [swings the screaming kids around and around then off his hat] You think this is cool?! [jumps on a bunny and punches its head off] How about this! [jumps on top of the bunny] And this? Am I with it now? [runs up to SpongeBob and Patrick] You guys wouldn't know a good time if it bit you in the end! I'm going home. You guys ain't cool. You're lame!
SpongeBob: [depressed gasp] Lame?!
Mr. Krabs: Lame! You're nerds! Geeks! Creeps! And babies!
SpongeBob & Patrick: Not 'babies!' [both suck their thumbs sadly]
Mr. Krabs: I may be old, but even an old bag of shells like me knows that you haven't suggested one cool thing all night! So good night to you!
Patrick: I guess you're gonna miss the panty raid.
Mr. Krabs: The what?
Patrick: I said, I guess you're gonna miss the panty raid.
Mr. Krabs: Panty raid? You're talking about girls, right? Girl girls?
Patrick: Yeah.
Mr. Krabs: And you're talking about raiding their dressers for their underpants, right?
Patrick: Oh, yeah.
Mr. Krabs: Well, count me in! If this works, I'll take back what I said about you two being lame!
SpongeBob & Patrick: [feelin' stylish] Not lame!
[scene cuts to the three of them carrying a ladder]
Mr. Krabs: Now this is more like it! [lean the ladder against a house]
Patrick: Give us some credit, old man. We're panty professionals! [climbs the ladder]
SpongeBob: We score here all the time.
[all three tiptoe into a bedroom. Mr. Krabs opens a drawer and takes out a pair of panties]
Mr. Krabs: Frilly things! We hit the jackpot! [everyone jumps up and down]
SpongeBob: Oh, yeah, Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs: [holds up the pair of underwear he got] You finally came through for me, boys! I feel young again!
[light turns on]
Mama Krabs: Eugene?
Mr. Krabs: Mother?!
- Ma ma se, ma ma sa, ma ma ma coo sa.
I may had an obsession with that photo which I used for every profile picture I had on social media.
~ Sonia :P
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