SpongeBob: Look what I've got!

Patrick: Rectangles!!!

SpongeBob: Not just any rectangles... Candy bars!

Patrick: Oh!

SpongeBob: All we have to do is make them last for the rest of our lives!

Patrick: Thanks SpongeBob. I think I'll eat it now! [Takes big bite of the still-wrapped chocolate bar, finishes the rest and then sighs.] I think I'll eat it now. [Takes another big bite of his hand.] Ow! Who? Where'd my candy bar go? [Starts digging in sand] I must have dropped it.

SpongeBob: You just ate it, Pat. It's all over your face.

Patrick: Where'd it go? I'm gonna starve. [Digs a big hole] Where'd it go?

Patrick: I can't find it! Where could it possibly be?...Ahaha!

SpongeBob: What?

Patrick: You stole my candy bar!

SpongeBob: No, I didn't.

Patrick: Oh, so that's how it is, huh? Once a thief, always a thief.

SpongeBob: You ate yours, This is mine.

Patrick: You took my only food, and now I'm gonna starve.

SpongeBob: Here Patrick, just take half of mine.

Patrick: Yours? You mean mine.

SpongeBob: Do you want it or what?

Patrick: I don't want it unless you admit you took it.

SpongeBob: This is my candy bar!

Patrick: Liar, liar, plants for hire.

SpongeBob: It's "pants on fire", Patrick.

~Sonia 🐹