Squidward: I spent the whole day with you, doing all kinds of ridiculous things because you were supposed to explode!!!

SpongeBob: You want me to explode?

Squidward: Yes! That's what I've been waiting for!

SpongeBob: *Puts fingers up to lips in thinking position* Um... Okay I'll try.
GARY!!! YOU ARE GOING TO FINISH YOU DESSERT AND YOU ARE GUNNA LIKE IT!!! *laughs* Now it's your turn.

Squidward: *Jumps up and down in anger* THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT YOU BARNACLE HEAD!
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~ Colette 💘