[No customers are at the Krusty Krab as Mr. Krabs is holding a FREE sign for the salad bar, Squidward is reading a ballet magazine and imagining his head on the dancers, and SpongeBob is wiping dust off tables]

Mr. Krabs: I just don't get it. If a free salad bar doesn't bring in customers, what will?! [Squidward is dancing] Squidward!

Squidward: Yes, sir?

Mr. Krabs: There's gonna be some changes around here. [Customer walks in. Mr. Krabs gasps] A customer! Welcome to the Krusty Krab! [runs up to the customer with a chair and seats him. Brings him back to the table] SpongeBob, cater to his every whim. And don't screw this one up.

SpongeBob: Aye aye sir! Welcome aboard, sir! Here at the Krusty Krab, you are the captain, and I am your cabin boy. You just say the word and I will throw myself in the brig! May I take your order?

Francis: All I wanted was change for the payphone. [shows the dollar]

SpongeBob: Aye-aye, sir! [runs off quickly and comes back with change] Monsieur's change. [snaps his fingers]

Francis: Thanks. [laughs nervously and leaves a penny on the table] Here you go. [runs off as Mr. Krabs smells the penny]

Mr. Krabs: Yeah! [jumps on it. Later, Mr. Krabs' puts the penny away in his safe in his office and is with Squidward and SpongeBob] Now as you may have noticed, profits are way down this month. [pulls down a chart with zig-zag lines going down and his eyes sticking out on each side] We've got to think of a gimmick to bring in customers. [pulls the chart up] Do you lubbers have any ideas?

SpongeBob: I've got one! [takes out a tray with a soda and a pair of socks on it] A free pair of socks with every purchase! Or maybe 'Double Patty Midnight Madness'! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I know! I know! I know! How about 'mouth full of clams' day! Everyone who shows up with a mouthful of clams... [talks with mouth full of clams] ...gets a free drink! Huh? Huh?
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This episode kills me all the time. They should add the whole SpongeBob crew in the emoji's AM I RIGHT? 😂💎❤️ ~Colette 💛🍍