SpongeBob: Nah, I can't take that gig,
Krabber. That phase in my career is over. I'm an entertainer now.

Mr. Krabs: What in blazes are you talking about?

SpongeBob: Come on, Krabs. Let's think outside the box for a second. Commercials are old-hat. The people want music. If I could change fate I would, Krabsy. And I'm an entertainer deep down. A people's person. We're on the same page here, aren't we?

Mr. Krabs: Boy, those Krabby fumes must've gotten to your head. Borrow Squidward's gas mask and get right back to work.

SpongeBob: [snaps fingers twice] I knew you'd understand. Well, thanks for the start. I'm out of here. [SpongeBob snaps his fingers outside his office]

Mr. Krabs: Oooooh... I've never felt such a strange combination of pity... and indigestion.

Bill: There he is! Hey! We've been waiting for you.

Nazz: Where have you been?

Bill: How long are you going to keep us standing here?

Squidward: Well, SpongeBob? Are you just going to stand there like a half-wit, mouth agape? Or are you going to fill these peoples' orders?

SpongeBob: Pipe down, Squidward. This crowd looks angry. They're not going to wait any longer. I think I better give them what they need, and fast.

Squidward: I think so, too, or Krabs will fire both of us. On second thought, keep 'em waiting.

SpongeBob: No can do, Squidward. These people demand entertainment.

Squidward: Enter-what?
[SpongeBob grabs microphone]

SpongeBob: How you doing, folks?

All: Hungry!

SpongeBob: That's no problem, ladies and germs. 'Cause SpongeBob is here to satisfy. [turns down light's dimness]

Squidward: Hey!

Bill: Eating here was your idea!

SpongeBob: I'd like to call this little number "Striped Sweater." ♪The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time. One with a collar, turtleneck, that's the kind [screeching] 'Cause when you're wearing that one... special... sweater...♪ [light turns back on; all yelling] Squidward, this crowd is insatiable.

Squidward: Then why don't you back in the kitchen and grab some patties and give them what they came here for!

SpongeBob: Juggling! Thanks, Squiddy. [crowd booing]

Nancy: Is this some kind of joke?

SpongeBob: They want juggling and jokes at the same time? Tough crowd.
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Forever will love the striped sweater song 😂 What a sponge👏💛 ~Colette 🌞