One day, Patrick picked up the nerve to go and talk with Squidward as Spongebob was at work. 

"Squidward I know the last few years have been tough but our connection is still there right? Tell me, I'm not going insane. Tell me there is still hope for us in this cruel world" Patrick pleaded and dropped to the floor on his knees. 

"Honey, this ain't gonna work with you and your obsessive crush on Spongebob. Girlllll you can't just come walking up to me like some charity case. For my love, you gotta earn it sister." Squidward spoke in a sassy southern accent along with a few sassy finger snaps. 

And with that Squidward put on his hat and his straight squid-face and headed to work for his shift. Patrick decided to take a stroll along Jelly Fish fields where the elderly fish played golf. He contemplated what to do, on one hand, he was In love with Squidward but, that wasn't going anywhere. On the other, he was in love with Spongebob and he wasn't sure if he felt the same. As he strolled he passed by the Krusty Crab where bot Squidward and Spongebob worked. 

He walked around the building to avoid either of them for he wasn't sure who to chose. Then all of a sudden he was pinned to the side of the building facing Mr. Krabbs, 

"Uh, Mr. Krabs what-" Patrick stopped speaking for then Mr. Krabs kissed Patrick. His lips were tender and soft, but the kiss was passionate and fierce. Patrick sank into the wall for he never wanted to stop. 

"I've been wanting to do that for a long time laddy," and with a wink, Mr. Krabs was off.

Patrick felt his lips trying to contemplate what just happened. Patrick walked back to his house and sat there for a while. Then there was a knock at his door.

"Hey, Patrick you wanna go Jelly Fish catching?" Spongebob stood there facing Patrick with a sparkle in his eyes. He then saw something was up. "What's wrong buddy you look confused?" Just then Patrick hugged Spongebob and didn't ever want to let him go.