Recap -

Ranbir just woke up and felt Shraddha near him so he back hugged her. But.....

But Shraddha's body was feeling extremely muscular. So he pulled the Blanket and it was Aditya who was sleeping instead of shraddha.

Ranbir- What the actual fuck!!!!!

Aditya- Kya hai yaar sone de!

Ranbir- Tu yaha kya kar rha hai?

Aditya- kal raat ko shraddha mere room mei aayi thi toh voh aur sara uss room mei hai. And mujhe idhar aana pda.
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Ranbir - Accha hua maine sirf hug Kiya, Vrna abhi mai tujhe kiss krne ja rha tha.

Aditya - Toh phir Ruka Kyu? I still don't mind a kiss. #Bromance

Ranbir - Drugs liye hai Kya?

Aditya - Nahi Toh.

Ranbir - Toh Kya Bakvaas kr rha h.

(They were talking but suddenly they listened some noises of fight. So they both went outside.)

Shanaya - Good morning Karan Johar ke chamche.

Aditya - Huh??

Shanaya - we agree that Karan is the only who's gonna launch the talentless me...... I mean The Most Talented me. But you both followed his path.

Ranbir - Abey Oye Statue of unity jitni lambi aurat chup chap baat bta. Jalebi ki tarah mat ghuma.

Sara (who just came out from room) - Jalebi? Kaun banva rha hai jalebi? I wanna eat them asap.

Aditya - Aww meri besan ke laddu jaisi cute girlfriend yeh Statue of unity bahut bakvaas krti h.

Sara- First of all I am not your girlfriend and secondly I really want to eat jalebi.

Kiara- Guys wassup?

Aryan- Kiara tum sid ke room se kaise aa rhi ho?

Sidharth- Pairo se!!

Varun- Fucker we know that she used her legs to walk. But she lives with Katrina in black villa right?? So how did she entered white villa?

Sidharth - She just did. What's your problem dude?

Alia - Sid control...

Ranbir- Guys Tum log btao kis gossip mei mai hu? Voh mujhe sunao kyuki mujhe gym jaana h apna sexy figure maintain krne.

Shraddha - Abs bnane mei mai help kar dungi tumhe.

Ranbir- Really Shraddhie??

Varun P. O. V

ek hote hai normal flirting krne wale.
Ek hote hai thodi bahut flirting krne wale.
Aur phir aata h yeh ranbir jo flirting karta hai Pro maxx level wali.

Shraddha - of course main tumhare abs bna skti hu........... Chappal maar ke.

Alia - babe you are so funny.

Shraddha - Talented but kabhi ghamand nhi kiya. And ranbir tum yaha hee rhoge. Because tumhe hee in fights mei interest nhi hai and tumhare punchlines ki vajah se tum popular ho jaate ho. Isliye show some bloody interest.

Ishaan-Ise yeh samjhane ki zaroorat nhi hai. Yeh, aditya, sara aur tum TRP ke liye kisi bhi hadd tak gir sakte ho.

Sara- Huh??

Shanaya- Chal chal naatak band! Hume pata hai ki yeh aditya aur ranbir gay h!!

Ranbir- Dimaag kya Mumbai chodd ke aaye the tum log yaa kal makeup nikalte time dustbin mei girr gaya??

Aditya- Yaa phir tumhari aankhe kharaab ho gayi hai?? Yeh humara bromance hai.

Janhvi- Bromance mei bhi Romance aata hai. Tum hume mat sikhao.

Ranbir- Ohhh mam thank you for enlightening our brains mam. We were nursery drop outs!!

Janhvi- Really!?

Ranbir- Ghantaa!

Varun- Guys! Tum logo mei bilkul bhi dimaag hai?? Yeh gay nahi hai and agar hote bhi toh koi problem nhi h. Yeh unki life hai voh jo chaahe kar skte hai.

Alia- Baba Varun Dhawan ki jai ho!!

Varun- Alu yeh joke maarne ka time nhi hai.

Alia - okay take a chill pill!!

Varun- It's not time of chill pill they can't say so bad about my friends.

Alia- Accha toh ab tum apne so called friends ke liye apni girlfriend ki insult karoge.

Aditya- Alia teri girlfriend hai varun??

Ranbir (dancing)- Yessss!!!!! Finally yeh Vroom dhawan ne shraddha se breakup kar liya. Shraddha baby I am coming for you!!

Aditya- Bhai control!! I know tu thoda paagal hai but itna bhi kya ab!

Varun- Aisa nhi hai.

Shraddha - You literally cheated on me. Fuck you!! Sara chal!

Sara- Abey mujhe kyu le ja rhi h. Mujhe apni jawaani mei yeh tamasha dekhne ki Galti se mistake karni hai.

Kriti- Abey oye!! Mai samajh gyi hu tum starkids ek dusri ki movies promote krte rho aur hum?? Humara kya?

Kiara- Mam please apna anmol gyaan apne paas rakhiye.

Kriti- Kyu rakhu?

Kiara- Kyuki chillar nhi hai humare paas.

Tara- Ummm..... Actually yeh dialogue situation mei fit nhi ho raha.

Kiara- Shut your gutter mouth.

Sidharth- Yaar tum logo ke dimaag mej kuch ghusta nhi hai na? Yaha unn logo ki fight khatam hui nhi aur tum apni catfight start kr rhe ho. Chutiye ho kya?

Tara- What's gotten into you? Like you called me maid yesterday and now you are using such low standard slangs.

Kiara- To be honest I like boys who use slangs.

Sidharth- Very good now we have to focus on them. And you chillars from black villa, you can't say them gay. Because it's not a problem damn it.

Janhvi- Really? They stand and look like ones.

(Deepika and Ranveer enters.)

Deepika- Guys what's going on?

Ranveer- Kya hua sexy people??

Deepika- I said the same duffer.

Sara- They are calling Aditya and Ranbir gay just because of sleeping in one room.

Deepika- What?? Do you even know we are living in 21st century?? And who gave you rights to call them gay? And even if they are then what's the problem damn it?

Ranveer- Deepi kuch questions mere liye bhi bacha ke rakho.

Deepika- There's no joke going on Ran.

Ananya- We just said what we wanted you and what we felt.

Deepika- Aditya and Ranbir don't you guys have any problem by all this shit going on?

Aditya- We don't. Because we are not.

Ranveer- Guys grow up. Tumhe pata hai mujhe tum voh bacche lag rhe ho jinhe abhi LGBTQ ka matlab pata chala h and kisi ko bhi judge kar rhe ho.

Deepika- True!! And guys you should practice for today's test your bond.

Tara- What's in that today?

Deepika- No. First of all all you chillars.... I mean shit villians....oh I mean Ranveer tum bolo.

Ranveer- Sabse pehle jisne bhi AdiBir ko Gay bola h sorry bolo.

(Everyone apologizes)

Deepika- Yah so today's Test of bond's name is "DANCE PE CHANCE "

Ranveer- Isme aapko pairs mei dance karna hai aaj shaam ko. And pairs decide karega humara chit box. So dear chit box please haazir ho.

(Ranveer claps and a servent brought the box)

Deepika- So guys kal ke episode mei aapko pata chalega ki kaun hai kiska partner. Tab tak dekhte rhaiye WATTPAD SPLITSVILLA.

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HELLO READERS,
I know I've updated after an eternity. But still yaar I got busy with my work as I'll be going on a short trip and after that my offline schooling will start.
So I have some questions to ask. So please answer:

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